a Castle story

Just picked out and ate all the water chestnuts from the leftover stir fry and then put the container back in the fridge like the sociopath I truly am.

Do you struggle with grammar? That’s because no one explains it in terms you care about — like what it means to be laid — until now. #grammar #lifehacks acastlestory.com/post/do-you-li…

Dear fellow Libertarians, It would seem Doug Burgum is not actually a Republican. (Thank god because there are too many.) Maybe take another look. (Oh and make your family read the 10th Amendment.) #DougBurgum #Constitution

Thank god for spawn since I am clearly only qualified to identify parts of speech. #gratitude #spawn #momlife #sons #plumbing #tools #useless

Who am I to disagree? #cheese #whisky #whiskey #health #healthcoach #healthylifestyle

What to do with my new psychopathy . . . #malaise #playlist #mood #spotify #psycopath #music

The best part is never knowing in which mode I’m currently operating. 😌 #thisisme #mysteriousways #u2 #useyourturnsignal #jackwagon #dancing #driving #dealing

Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah. #charliebrown #wahwah #relationships #canyouhearmenow #listen #better

my daily yang and yin #yinyang #yang #canada #yin #america #dualcitizenship #dualpersonality

Food completes me. #food #completesme #avocado #soulmate #foodporn #snack

Sacrosanctity. #coffee #decaf #deathbeforedecaf #life #truth

Any good name suggestions for this much-need app? #introvert #introvertproblems #extrovert #phonecall #app #thestruggleisreal

Me. I’ve needed to hear it every day since February and likely every day till I die. #selfcare #selflove #sayno #loveyourself #youmatter #relationships #inspiration #wisdom

I’m here for the story …. and the pizza. #reading #hereforthestory #bookchallenge #bookit #pizza #pizzahut #nostalgia

“What goes around, goes around, goes around Comes all the way back around” #nightmare #thisisyourlife #justintimberlake

I have never wanted to be Barbie more. youtu.be/Y1IgAEejvqM

@BobVanDillen Finally! I was going through BVD withdrawal.

FOX Weather welcomes meteorologist Bob Van Dillen | Latest Weather Clips | FOX Weather foxweather.com/watch/play-681… #FoxWeather

You can call me a bitch for this post . . . if you use the correct your/you’re. #dating #relationshipgoals #intelligence #irony #mensa #grammar

“The liberty of speaking and writing guards our other liberties.” ~ Thomas Jefferson #july4th #independenceday #america #declarationofindependence #thomasjefferson #powerofthewrittenword

If it is wrong to wish that the neighbors (in my tiny suburban community) setting off M-80s blow themselves up — or at least lose a few fingers — I don’t wanna be right.

Celebrate the country that has given so much to the world. #canada #canadaday #ryanreynolds #nathanfillion #michaeljfox #ryangosling #love