aSTOCKalypse

Here's the deal. Everyone's head is still in the bear market. The obviousness of our situation has caused denial in the second wave investors. But, they are about to come in on schedule. They will be the fuel that leads to wave 3, the normies. We aren't done, we are just starting

@mistressdivy I think people agree.

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I don't joke and pretend to sell Bitcoin, or show shitcoiner tendencies on April Fools.

Maybe they were smuggling Kit Ketamine

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@mistressdivy There will be 1 restaurant and you will be happy.

Sysco buying Restaurant Depot is the worst case scenario for your favorite mom & pop restaurant.

@mistressdivy There's only one "-alypse" in these parts.

KitKats will be the new and only currency after the a-choc-alypse.

Listen, I'm dumb, but I'm not as dumb as the people who believe this is the state of the market.

What Josh Brown said in this interview applies to all assets that you have conviction in. “KEEP BUYING! SHUT UP! … the lower the market goes the more you should be buying”

@InvestifyDaily Thanks! Followed back. I agree. People are way too bearish right now. I'm guessing we have a few decent breakdowns before mid terms, but finish higher. Look at how much negative stuff has already been priced in and we haven't even hit the old ATH's support (dotted red line)!

@aSTOCKalypseNow Where you assess we end up by end of the year Stockalypse? I don’t see markets bleeding by fall bc of midterms… just my opinion. Gave you a follow too!

5 straight weeks of red is very rare. It wouldn't take much of a catalyst to get a temporary, moderate relief rally. I wonder if something somewhat bullish magically happens over the weekend, while markets are closed? 🤔

@grantoverton @Nostre_damus Some ground invasion we're having huh?

@Nostre_damus I think you’re right unfortunately, either this weekend or next.

Tomorrow after the market closes, the US ground invasion of Iran will begin

@InvestifyDaily @Nostre_damus Some ground invasion we're having huh?

@Nostre_damus I am bookmarking this lol. If it does I’m coming back to this post an writing an assessment!

@Nostre_damus So... About that ground invasion today.

@mistressdivy Solid advice!🍻 I've always looked at downturns as, "GETTING to buy" I don't buy green days, so very red days are exciting! It's changed the whole dynamic. I pay attention to my average, not profit. I am on a mission to lower it, which red days provide. Most cry, while I buy.

The stock market is a bit scary right now, so I’m going to need you to do three things if you’re stressing about your retirement accounts: 1. Zoom out. If you’ve been tracking your net worth for a year or more, go look at your chart and realize that while the slide this year hasn’t been super fun, you’re still up, and up a lot. If you haven’t yet, look up the S&P 500 chart and zoom out five years. Squint to find the blip from spring 2020 when things were ROUGH. And then zoom out some more - there’s a great graphic you can search called “this is the top” that shows the market over decades, with all its peaks and valleys 2. Count shares - the number of shares you own is the same now as it was last week as it was the week before (unless you’ve bought more) The market being down means you’re buying more shares per dollar than you were when it was higher. You can’t control the day to day price, but you are in control of the number of shares you own. *note this is about index funds, not individual stocks. Still true there, but those can go to zero with a company bankruptcy etc. 3. Close your app or browser - Stop looking at your accounts. Plan to check again in June. If your nervous system is stressed every time you look, then don’t look. Your number of shares aren’t going anywhere in the meantime. And look up JL Collins’ “A Guided Meditation for When the Stock Market is Dropping.” It will help. Really. Remember, the stock market is for the long term. If you decide to make a change, make it after you’ve zoomed out, and when your nervous system isn’t in fire. Panic decisions when it comes to retirement investments are never going to be good ones. (And yes, depending on how close retirement is, your portfolio is going to look different. But not panicking is the plan regardless of when that is.) But what if this time is different?? Well, then, either things are going to be muuuuuch worse (or, hey, they could be much better and we could be done with capitalism!) and then the money we had for retirement will be the least of our worries. Deep breaths, spend some time offline, and remember that life is a whole lot more than the market. And there’s a lot of joy out there, even in the mess.

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