Thanos

@LimitlessKe95 @mbarani atasema it’s a Toyota

Car experts, what is the problem with this vehicle ???

@Ngumba_PJ Seek reparations

Haha sends to company whatsapp!

@Kodwa_ The people of Kenya shall 🤣🤣

@abadojack Bro, Mbona hujatuita maandamano upewe haki? Justice be our shield and difenda. Nakuwa forefront na firimbi 😄

Brit: I’ll schedule the meeting for Monday, June 1st Me: That’s a public holiday in Kenya. I won’t be working. Brit: Really? What’s the holiday about? …

@Kodwa_ Zii bana

@abadojack Amekupea reparations? 😂😂

@HiLewal 😂😂😂😂 hadi utoe death certificate

@abadojack You’re an honest Kenyan. Kuna mtu angesema venye the weight of the assassination of his great grandfather Field Marshall Dedan Kimathi left devastating effects on the family. That he bears most of the weight since the family was never compensated. I am “mtu”.

@clemo_lumumba At least you are getting reparations 🤣

@abadojack 😂😂😂 my boss is British, and this is a yearly thing. Thank God the holidays are in swahili (Jamhuri Day)

@tigawanna My exact response was “Let’s just say it celebrates the end of a chapter your side of the world started"

@abadojack "You know the thing that happens when you flay enough occupiers"

@Mbinya__ I told him it was due to his ancestors and he has apologized profusely 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@abadojack Just tell them they don’t wanna know😂

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🇰🇪 🏃‍♂️🇷🇺 Kenya takes the win at the Moscow Half Marathon 2026! Despite harsh weather conditions Kenyan runner Owen Korir claimed victory, once again highlighting Kenya’s strength in long-distance running on the global stage. The event gathered 23k participants from 33 countries

@KeKirwa You are speaking about it, ain't you? I think that's their role.

What are the roles of these women in this movement?

we don't say mean things about Eliud Kipchoge in this house

The thing about the marathon record is it’s been broken by a Kenyan. Before that, it was held by another Kenyan (Kiptum, RIP), who broke another Kenyan’s record (Kipchoge) who broke his own record but not before breaking another Kenyan’s record (Kimetto) Etc. 😂

Kondele !

Ahsante Kisumu.

“Smarter” in girl world means ability to make money, not how good you can explain quantum mechanics.

@johnnjenga @_KithureKindiki @ADVOCATEakim081 He tweets like he’s not the DP

@_KithureKindiki @ADVOCATEakim081 Woi Ngai wa muoyo

Wewe Goliathi…

I went to see my Boss in Bondo ahead of tomorrow’s rally in Kisumu. I have things to say.

@Ahmed_Bestt I do

@abadojack Now you get it.

Moots don’t even like City; they just hate Arsenal on top of the table.