Benjamin T Boyd

@melissalynnhair nah, i think I'll meme

@melissalynnhair i dont know how to feel about this

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Almost snow.

I never went to university, but I consider life to be one long educational experience: virg.in/5rgeZ

@4Mathias4 50/50..the little monster is a bad influence

Take me out to the ball game #Mariners

Safeco field! Go Mariners! @abenjaminturtle

No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.

@melissalynnhair @TheFunnyVine haha gay ❤

@melissalynnhair shit postin time!!

Sry I'm late #firstdayhere