Ariel 🌸

me after having a breakdown realizing it was never that serious

@alorazei severely abused by her father. she (obviously) hated abusive men. when she found out her sisters husband was abusing her nephews, she chased him into the woods with a shotgun one night, and he hid. later she found him and beat him to a pulp 🫶🏼

give me your mom’s lore

@HansFiene no because you’re absolutely right, it is a thing

Mormon physiognomy is a real thing. Having grown up in Utah, I can spot a Mormon at 50 yards. I did this on my honeymoon. My wife and I were holding the cruise ship elevator for a couple coming down the hallway and I told my wife "they're Mormons" and she said "how do you know," and I said "by looking at them" and she said "you can't tell if someone is Mormon just by looking at them" and I said "yes I can" and then they got in the elevator and I asked where they were from and they were from Utah and he had just finished his mission.

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

to do list: - add fuel to the fire - burst someone’s bubble - add my 2 cents - skate on thin ice - stir the pot

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

and for the lady, perhaps a calm & regulated nervous system?

As pessoas: "vc não tem filhos, pode dormir até tarde no fds" Meu gato às 5h da manhã:

@saniyafatma1278 Sparrow was a stray that randomly appeared so my husband started feeding him. Then one night, he snuck into the house via air vents….he’s been inside since. forcibly entered the home and adopted us.

I have no idea whose cat this is, nobody around me seems to know. He is friendly but very thin. The last month he has been waiting at my front door or under a nearby bush/car and follows me when I get home. I’ve taken to feeding him as his bones/ rib cage are showing. Today when I got home after food shopping he ran up to me meowing loudly so I let him in as the weather was pants. After some food, he decided to lie down on my bed. Think I may have been adopted?!

@GeauxGabrielle i’m trying to start selling digital templates i’ve designed on etsy; how do I ensure people know i’m not an AI shop or use AI in my designs? 😅

bro Etsy used to be one of my fave sites and it is ALL AI slop now. You don't know WHAT you actually ordering. If it doesn't have real people in the comments posting reviews, I refuse to order now.

calling a guy 'girl' and a girl 'bro' bc its not about the gender its about the vibes

@heavensbvnny his nickname is chonk for a good reason

when i call a cat chonky, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

Me, watching a sport I’ve never watched, don’t know the rules & didn’t even know was part of the Winter Olympics 5 minutes ago

I don't want AI. I want resealable cereal bags and the light in my eyes back.

The Hornets mascot was twerking on Pistons live 🤣😭

@hornets PERIOODDDD

addin’ em up ➕

@JayDee909771543 abuse of the 911 system and the ER are very much real….resulting in delayed care for those suffering actual emergencies, like strokes and heart attacks, or MVAs….not knee pain ongoing for the past 15 years or a hangnail.

I have a buddy that’s an ER doctor and he claims with 100% certainty that if Medicaid patients only had to pay a $10 co-pay per visit that 80-90% of ER visits would stop overnight. Anybody else in the medical field want to comment?

59 forever enshrined Learn more: panthers.com/news/luke-kuec… #NFLHonors

@CLEMSONPEPE some of us didn’t forget, some of us will never forget