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@accordingtomatt

Half Asian Jamaican. Proficient in sarcasm and bullshit.

Jamaica Beigetreten Haziran 2009
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Anyone else post a pic they like to cheer themselves up?
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@CoolRiderr It’s an interesting choice
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People who talk extremely loud on the phone in public spaces. Do you not care that everyone else is listening? Does it not bother you that you may be disturbing people?
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It really was cold outside
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🤠@heavensbvnny·
Banter is a dying art. Being able to go back and forth with someone who's playful and witty will always be top tier. And no, it's not always flirting.
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Baby, it’s cold outside (for real tho)
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CooperBaggs 💰🍞@edgaralandough·
Something I noticed about genuinely happy people: They're doing less than you. They have fewer goals. Fewer appointments. Fewer obligations. They've learned that addition by subtraction is real. While you're optimizing every minute, they're sitting on their porch drinking coffee. They're not lazy. They just figured out that most of what we chase doesn't matter. Busy is a choice. Peace is too. One looks successful. The other actually is.
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Jay@Wavymafia·
Nobody supports you more than a social media friend that you have never met.
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Had a lull
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Toilets that have a deep drop off point should be criminal
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The way how I plan my life around eating should be studied
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I wonder what could be so important that you’re on your phone scrolling while at the urinal
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All my life I never felt short until I started to put myself on the Internet and I realized ppl think being 5’7 seems like some kinda sin.
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@CoolRiderr Hopefully we meet in person one day
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coolriderr@CoolRiderr·
@accordingtomatt When people have met me in person they are always surprised because they think I’m tall and I’m also 5’7 as well
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It was a good day
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isaiah@ivincentkeithr·
nighty night
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Still at it
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