Adam

WeHo photoshoot kinda popped off 🏳️‍🌈🤭

🚨| According to Daily Mail, the bodyguard who confronted Jorginho's step daughter is indeed Chappell Roan's bodyguard, contrary to what the singer claimed, who denied knowing him.

@sadnfun hi sexy :] for if you’re vers

Hi handsome :) for a top Hi cutie ;) for a bottom

i’m not hating to my full potential

Playing wingman for a friend at a gay bar and giving him space by chilling in the corner and a stranger just walked up to me and said “He’s probably not coming, sweetie”

Pookie (me) 😌

OpenClaw sending offers way below market is going to send boomers into a panic 😩

iPhones turning on the evil red clock when you wake up for water at 3 AM:

So let me get this straight: Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz is ,unfair’ but blocking oil shipments to Cuba in order to collapse their whole country is what? Fair?

@ArtofLilibeth @979macarrao Latino bottoms beg to differ

We are on another level 😏

cut going well so far 🏃‍♂️

so which is it

iCarly was right... live life... breathe air... i know somehow we're gonna get there

jobs left in the singularity: - salesforce engineer - salesforce engineer (gtm systems) - lead salesforce engineer - head of salesforce engineering - chief of staff

@trashh_dev “I scheduled a meeting to go over the problem we’re actually trying to solve”

how do you say in corporate “your code sucks”

did you write java in a previous role?

2021: WFH is the future. 2024: Hybrid is the future. 2026: "come to the office 4 days a week because of culture" The culture: Everyone with noise cancelling headphones

the SWE career pipeline: → grind leetcode for 6 months → land the job → never use a single algorithm you studied → spend 80% of time in meetings and reading undocumented legacy code → get laid off in a "restructuring" → grind leetcode again we do not talk about this enough

They go to the gym around 10am-11:30am.

me when i see a computer science student

@raycast @glazeapp raycast the angel that you are

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