Russell Ray

@AntiWokeMemes These fucking morons… Jesus lived from roughly 4 BC to 30 AD, Islam began in 610 AD, a 580-year gap that makes the assertion anachronistic.

No he was not.

@AzPetrich What an idiot

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

Slapping your girlfriend’s butt regularly can increase both of your lifespans by up to 10 years

@JohnnyLCKai If she really had that body I would be listening to what she says. 🤣

Greta in her Easter outfit she picked out for Larusso

@elonmusk @TukiFromKL If your money comes from the government, you are a government organization.

@TukiFromKL Most of the money doesn’t even go to help homeless, it just funds NGOs

🚨 do you understand what New York City just accidentally admitted.. NYC spent $81,705 per homeless person last year.. the median American household earned $81,228.. the government spent MORE to keep someone homeless than most families earned to keep themselves housed.. that $81,705 isn't going to the homeless person.. it's going to the system around them.. shelters, administrators, case managers, contracts, overhead.. the industry that manages homelessness.. not the end of it.. if NYC gave every homeless person that money directly.. they could afford nearly 2 years of rent.. most of them wouldn't be homeless anymore.. instead the money goes to the system.. the system keeps running.. the homelessness stays.. and every year they ask for more funding to manage the problem that the funding was supposed to solve.. the homeless are worth $81,705 a year to the system.. they're worth nothing to it solved..

@SeizeTheNae Whiny bitch

Bill Burr: Funny or Overrated?

@oelma__ I got the wrong one

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@elonmusk It’s better than the others but still lacking in significant ways.

Grok is constantly being updated, so there is a good chance that what didn’t work for you even a few days ago might work now

John Kerry: "The climate crisis is k*lling people!"

You’re sick if you find this attractive

BREAKING: Senator Elizabeth Warren warns that President Trump has terminated 50% of employees at the Department of Education. What's your response ?

@nut_history safe

Safe or out

@Harrisbro777 Les merdes

FRANCE JUST SIDED WITH RUSSIA AND CHINA AGAINST THE US AT THE UN France is a NATO ally. A NATO ally just blocked an American resolution at the United Nations. Alongside Russia. Alongside China. The Strait of Hormuz carries 20% of the world's oil. Iran has shut it down for US and Israeli ships. Nobody at the UN will authorize force to reopen it. Not even America's own ally. Hours after France blocked the vote, Iran let a French ship through the strait. France cut a deal with Iran behind America's back. Let that sink in.

@aubrey_huff Weird list

1. Barry Bonds 2. Shohei Ohtani 3. Willy Mays 4. Ted Williams 5. Hank Aaron 6. Alex Rodriguez 7. Micky Mantle 8. Jackie Robinson 9. Nolan Ryan 10. Pete Rose

@APompliano Fuck that trash

Oil is spiking, inflation is creeping back up and bitcoin is hanging in there. Maybe Boring Bitcoin means people Buy Bitcoin?!

@Zigmanfreud Wasn’t there a rollover? Could have been a concussion. Also, could have been pain meds or a number of other substances.

I’m not defending Tiger Woods, his accident was clearly his fault & he deserves to be held accountable, but based on this version of the body cam footage of his arrest, it sure seems like a non celebrity might’ve not been charged with a DUI. He seems not as out of it as expected.

@FastbreakHoops5 6/9 will do

If you had to silence 3 mics forever, who are you choosing?

NEW: Florida teen kills s*x offender and dumps two suitcases stuffed with his remains "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him" Lucas Jones, 19, is facing multiple charges, including murder The remains of Colie Lee Daniel, 28, were found after officers responded to a report of an abandoned suitcase attracting vultures Jones’ girlfriend told detectives that he confessed to killing Daniel, saying, "I killed somebody and cut him up." She said Jones told her he targeted Daniel "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him." The girlfriend said she didn’t know how Jones and Daniel met, "but knows [Jones] had printed a list of nearby s*x offenders." According to the affidavit, Jones admitted killing Daniel with a baseball bat, dismembering the body, and placing the remains into suitcases and storage containers

@elonmusk Oh no…community noted!🤣

Video Killed the Radio Star