SIMBOTI 🐆

what is it called when you lock in & crash out at the same time

when the person i like starts showing the slightest disinterest in me

yearning for an intellectual conversation and then making out

At 22, your face matters. At 32, your wallet matters. At 42, your health matters.

i just know 2025 me would be mad rn

i havent networked as much as i wanted to this year. im in disgust.

Accepting that you’re a hypocrite is so freeing!

I’d like to take this moment to appreciate all my dudes who are fighting battles to keep everything together. Society doesn’t reward you for your efforts because “we don’t applaud fish for swimming”. Keep fighting a good fight and taking care of your loved ones.

We’ll Jump off that Bridge when we Get to it

Me watching my girl get on our waitress ass for fuckin my order up.

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

it could be this simple

This picture is how I been feeling in life

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

🚨 Real Madrid have started José Mourinho operation with direct contacts now taking place. Benfica want Mou to stay at all costs but aware of Real talks ongoing; it depends on Madrid. Up to Florentino Pérez: he will decide if Mourinho returns or not. 🎥 youtu.be/XsV05ATcMM4

Lucy Liu

Legends of comedy. Janelle James meets Eddie Murphy