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Agent Rostova
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Agent Rostova
@agent_rostova
Subordinate of Lord Harbinger Scaramouche / MDNI / read pinned for CWs
It/Its Adult Beigetreten Haziran 2026
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@lower39 Genuine concern, sorry man
Gotta make sure you're not havin' a stroke or somethin'
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Woke up and Theodosia has piled every item outta my pantry onto the floor...
I'm goin' back to bed 😭
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@INPAR4TISE I mean there ain't a rule AGAINST it but c'monnnn
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Now what the hell....
I ain't even able to get pregnant????
a@comfortcafex
the first 2 words you stop on will be your future
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@scientistasriel No, she went through my pantry.
I didn't realise how much was expired, though..
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@agent_rostova Oh… I thought your cat threw your pills on the floor. Sorry.
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@bitterballadeer 🫧FOUR YEARS!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY HAS HE BEEN EATING???
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🫧WHY IS EVERYTHING EXPIRED?!!
AND NOT EVEN JUST A FEW DAYS OR A WEEK!!
**MONTHS**!! THERE'S A CAN IN HERE THAT EXPIRED WHENEVER WE WERE DATING!!? THAT WAS *FOUR YEARS AGO*!!!
MIKHAIL I SWEAR TO HER MAJESTY!!!
Agent Rostova@agent_rostova
🫧Men, I swear!!! I'm trying to pre-make Mikhail breakfast to wake up to and he has NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!! in this place that's edible!!! HE IS RIDICULOUS!!
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@bitterballadeer 🫧a segment?! oh my... I didn't know one would attack someone in the Fatui so horribly!!
I'm surprised he didn't say much more, how odd... Perhaps pressuring him might be a good thing, his delusion seems to have given him pure rocks for brains! 💕
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@agent_rostova the injury he has ? from my limited understanding , it is wounds he sustained from escaping an attack by segment iota . unfortunately , i don't know much further . i should pressure him myself to tell me , seeing as i /am/ his boss .
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🫧Men, I swear!!! I'm trying to pre-make Mikhail breakfast to wake up to and he has NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!! in this place that's edible!!!
HE IS RIDICULOUS!!
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@bitterballadeer 🫧He always gets a little stubborn when he's drinking, but I've been dealing with him for years now!! ✨
Also, sir, would you happen to know about this injury he seems to have? He's very asleep so I can't ask myself, and Tsaritsa knows he'll avoid my questions!! 😒💔
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@agent_rostova ah . one of sandrone's .
sleeping in the snow ? how ridiculous indeed . he should count himself lucky that he has a friend to pick up after him .
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@bitterballadeer 🫧OH HELLO!!
Lieutenant Theodosia, subordinate of Lady Sandrone! I'm a close friend of Mikhail's ☺️💕
This silly man decided to try and fall asleep in the snow, which is just utterly ridiculous, Lord Scaramouche!!
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@agent_rostova hm . and who might you be ?
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@SegmentEta 🫧hmmmm i suppose so!! ✨ I'll have to send you something sometime too then!! it's only fair, of course
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@agent_rostova I'd like to, really! I think it's nice to receive something every once in a while, isn't it?
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hihi ☺️ theodosia🫧 here!! I'm a friend of Misha's, I have his phone rn while I get him to go to sleep :P
he's okay! just seems a little out of it 😕 but he's not in the snow still!
//theo is mikhails ex but they're still friends, she might pop up sometimes on here, 🫧is her!
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@SegmentEta 🫧how sweet of you!! ☺️✨ thank you cutie, but it's really no trouble at all!!
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@agent_rostova Ahaha, I see. I'll be counting on you, Theodosia! I'll be sure to send something your way for the trouble too.
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@SegmentEta 🫧my, you must've made an impression then!! I'll make sure he'll be all okay soon, Misha is as stubborn as geo some days! 💕
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@agent_rostova Ahh, hello! We met only recently, but yes I do worry still. I'm glad you're there!
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@SegmentEta 🫧oh you're probably the guy he was mumbling about, you have the same name at least, hi cutie!!!
i think i have him, I've been dealing with this silly fella for years now!!! ☺️
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@agent_rostova Glad you're able to help... if you need anything, then please do message me.
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{Lieutenant Theodosia}
Mirror Maiden that will appear sometimes when Mikhail's out of it. They dated for a while, before he accepted (sorta) that he was gay. They're still friends, so she helps him to the best of her ability. If she appears, she'll mark it with 🫧
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"Hiya! He's sleeping right now, but I can talk to you if you want!"
{Theodosia}
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