Alan Harding

@JamesMelville Pratt's Bottom

@EdwardJDavey You did them proud!

I’m missing our dear friends Paddy and Charles especially today. They would have loved these results – especially seeing the Liberal Democrats winning back their old seats in Somerset and the Highlands!

@David__Osland All of it!

What is the one thing - maybe something relatively minor - you'll never be able to forgive the Tories for?

I'm sorry to complain again but @LidlGB your Finton's gin is really poor. It says it is made with selected botanicals but I cannot identify any. It lacks any distinctive taste or interest at all. Surely you can do better?

#ENGvFIJ You could feel this coming. England just too passive and defensive. Fiji in control of the game.

@ITVRugby Very

Tempers boiling over! Was Josh Adams lucky to not see a card? #RWC2023 |#WALvARG

@JamesBlunt Suggest delegating. Who's going to know anyway?

Including the book and the album, I have 7,500 of these to sign by Monday. Currently signing one every 5 seconds. Now you do the maths…

@SportsMdx It's called a converted try, not a goal

7' - GOAL FOR ITALY! Lorenzo Pani breaks through the Uruguayan defense and smashes the ball over the line. Azzurri ahead, Allan converts. #ITA 7-0 #URU #MDX7MSportsRugby | #RWC2023 | #ITAvURU | #RugbyWorldCup | #Coupedumondederugby | #ITAvsURU | #Italy | #Uruguay

@Peston Shouldn't that be "Short-term opportunism to ensure our future"??

The Conservative Party’s new conference slogan. What do you think?

#RSAvSCO Looking forward to this one!

@ITVRugby So an accidental clash of heads is now enough for a red card? This is getting ridiculous

A nightmare for England! 😱 Tom Curry is sent to the sin bin for head on head contact. 🟨 Correct decision? #RWC2023

#RWC2023 Wow, this is huge. What an opening game. Can France live up to the pressure of being favourites to beat the All Blacks!??

What a rip off from @LidlGB - the packaging is over a quarter longer than the product it contains. Where are the missing ribs? @BBCWatchdog

Ten shows to get to know me: The Sopranos Breaking Bad Game of Thrones Seinfeld Mad Men Friends Six Feet Under Twin Peaks The X-Files Impractical Jokers

@piersmorgan @kategarraway "News" only in your rather small, egocentric world I would say!

BREAKING NEWS: I’m quitting Life Stories after 12 years and 100 shows. My final one will be with ⁦my fabulous friend @kategarraway⁩ and she will then present the remaining 3 planned shows of the next series as I leave ITV to host my new global daily show. It’s been a blast!

@SpeakerPelosi I'm afraid you won't get much support from the British government. Still doing deals with the Saudis including for soccer clubs!

Saddened the brutal sentencing of aid worker Abdulrahman al-Sadhan has been upheld, especially given allegations of torture in detention. Saudi Arabia’s assault on the freedom of expression & pattern of human rights abuses must be condemned by all freedom-loving people.

Oh the irony.

Just fantastic....what a star, congratulations Emma Raducanu #USOpen