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@paul_g_mclaugh @metpoliceuk Is he an illegal immigrant?

@alan_mcc2 @metpoliceuk When they are armed terrorists, then yes. Wish it had been armed police who would have wasted no time shooting him. No deportation needed, no expensive jail time, no being let out in 5yr to do it all over again!

Are @metpoliceuk officers now allowed to kick suspects in the head when they're arresting them?

@nw_nicholas He's been referred to the House of Commons for an undeclared donation.

Seems BBC has got over the shock news of Farage's undisclosed £5m donation.

@world_tourists_ Partick Thistle Park?

📍Glasgow, United Kingdom 🇬🇧 Guess the stadium name

@flannigan_craig @Jk6315 Is Thomas your boy?

@Jk6315 You still a prick

This wee grifting fud grinds my gears .

@ArtCandee @atrupar Does Trump have something on all these sycophants?

@atrupar He’s hysterical. Yet they say women shouldn’t be in positions of power. 🙄

Hegseth attacks Garamendi: "You stain the troops when you call this a quagmire two months in, handing propaganda to our enemies. Shame on you. Don't say I support the troops on one hand, and then a two-month mission is a quagmire. That's a false equivalation [sic]. Who are you cheering for here?"

@TamtheTim3 " MA RANJURS"

Always a classic And the quiet hun is thinking shut the fck up ffs 😂

It would be pretty embarrassing for reform if we kept sharing this, so probs best not

@BuckCllr How much did this ad cost you?

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@celtic_jaime @CelticFC Callum Ward

Which players in the Scottish premiership would you be happy for @CelticFC to sign ✍️ 🍀

@TheShamrock1888 He's shat it from Clyde 1 tonight.

Andy Halliday's football career has been one long series of humiliating moments. It's been wonderful!

@nw_nicholas They're racist, he's racist. That's all they care about.

Do Reformorons buy Farage's always fake laugh?

It’s the hope that kills them everytime 😂😂😂

@FaeTheYY Dear god!

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@iRuntheshow1 Nothing would surprise me.

@alan_mcc2 He's about 80 mate 😂

Peter Lawell and Harry Rednapp sitting together at Easter Road today. He's surely not the new Celtic manager!?

Lol

@Parody_PM Vaginal dryness.

Name this hilarious new double act.

Penalty to Rangers any minute now.