Alan "Adⓜinxtraitor"

Some local streamers really do be shameless @ihiimjosh

Holy sh*t gun combat animation is just too damn cool 😭🔥

You’re losing weight! Thanks, its the depression

@Collin_Leon I’m glad you got paid

Thank you.

let's go gambling

@MrStrikerTG God is dead and we killed him

God hates me and that’s okay

Merry gainzmas to the gym folks handing out protein and preworkout at the gym.

@dojodean @ARCRaidersGame Yea I love saying don’t shoot, then immediately shooting

Honestly, @ARCRaidersGame is one of the best games I’ve ever played.

BREAKING: Chinese security police harassed Hasan Piker while he was live streaming in Tiananmen Square. Hasan’s live stream went down for 10 minutes after Chinese security officials saw Hasan hold up a Chairman Mao meme on his phone. They immediately pulled his entire crew aside and forced them to go through their phones. You can hear Hasan’s friend translate: “They want to see your phones.” Hasan is literally pro-CCP. He’s defended the Chinese Communist Party in his live streams dozens of times. Hilarious.

Anyone want to go to Japan?

@lovelyluisette Chat GPT

@MrStrikerTG Epic 7 player detected

The "I'm a virgin" line up

@MrStrikerTG 1. Get a friend to spam calls till you get them. 2. They tell you about a problem they aren’t having. 3. They say “hold on I’ll brb” and put you on hold. 4. Profit

Can everyone go protest and not call my work this entire week from 9am-6pm MST?

@dreakupo Pls you’re on top of the cliff you’ll be fine

yesss we love going to work where there’s a flood warning

Kill me

@yunggunztar I’m still here bro tf

@lovelyluisette Alarming and strange

@lovelyluisette Work

@MrStrikerTG Shorts are meta

@yunggunztar Saw one guy riding the ambulances wake, the ambulance actually stopped. The dude got out and flamed the driver. Lmao

@MrStrikerTG “I got creampied 3 times please give me free shit”