Alana

If you honk at someone JUST as the light turns green… there’s a special place down under for you.

@chasecmiller @Jordynww You won best response

@Jordynww As the blood (of an enemy?) coagulates, it goes from the lighter to darker red as the cells lose oxygen. How'd I do?!

If you’re a dude, can you tell the difference in these 3 colors?

@cbasscodes What’s in the cup.

This is why I workout, to have night cravings and not fell guilty about it 🤣 🏋️‍♂️ For those wondering, no it’s not Pepsi

Not enough espresso for this depresso

got bit by two ticks yesterday and now the area is starting to spread on my leg it’s fine everything’s fine

I should try running as a joke LOL. Catch me clocking my high school mile time of 13:21

I need to be more creative with my coffee order … what’s a fun, sweet, iced coffee vibe ?

@Jordynww @INITIAL_CAP @ReactMiamiConf How do I report this for fraud

@INITIAL_CAP @ReactMiamiConf

Always with the prosecco @ReactMiamiConf

@Jordynww Loveeeee

Nail techs genuinely do not get enough credit for how steady their hands are

@tdesseyn You okay friend ?

does anyone else cut their butter like this or just me

@RoxanaCodes Hahahahahahaha

. @alanacapcreates has a point 🤣

My instagram is funny. 😆

Godaddy is ACTUALLY the worst…

@Jordynww Those saxophones getting louder 😫🤧

Imagine ubering all the way to the airport, walking up to security and realizing you left your entire purse/wallet at home. Just imagine.

Thought that lives rent free in my brain : how does one get casted as a demodex mite on the Xdemvy commercials ….

No follow up. No "great catch." No "thanks for pointing that out!" Look, I’m not a pick-me girl or anything, but I'm still patting myself on the back for that one. The Internet is slightly better today, *but* they do still have other things to fix 😉 (4/4) #winwin #marketing

Then… silence. I followed up, but no response. Just assumed they looked past it, ignored it, and didn't care. Fast forward a few months. I randomly check the page today and noticed they fixed one of the issues I flagged in the doc... (3/4)

A few months ago I was reading a blog post from a marketing agency about accessible design. Ironically, their CTA (+ a few other elements) were failing basic accessibility checks. Naturally my brain went "Someone should probably tell them" so I sent a message to the CEO... (1/4)

when the whole team is on claude code

Losing my marbles part 19505929🫠