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The only data centers that communities actually need are PUBLIC LIBRARIES.

Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

😂😂😂

Are the “it’s about historical accuracy!” bitches going to complain about casting an African in this role, or….?

Was about to feel bad but LMFAOOOOO!!!!

TMZ should start off with the odd living arrangements of multiple GOP members of Congress when in DC.

thats the beard the little rascals used when they tried to get a loan from the bank

And I can’t wait to sign it.

Why couldn’t Elon buy LinkedIn instead, that app deserves to be ruined the way he’s ruining Twitter.

"Straight people never make their sexuality their entire personality" THEY DO. THEY LITERALLY DO IT EVERYDAY. ITS THE REASON WHY I HAVE TO SEE SO MANY STUPID TAKES ON MY TL ABOUT PAYING FOR DATES OR IF DRINKING JUICE IS OK AS A STRAIGHT MAN

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit. One time she did this life changing little "experiment" where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say "it's just funny" or "you don't understand" and she just kept saying "you're right, I don't understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don't draw vaginas on things." And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like "ms, stop talking about penises, you're making us uncomfortable." And she shouted "HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?"

paprika from nipple play >>>

First meal of the season for our girl

Niggas have already started. My momma called me talking about “Tuscany and Me” was really good. Like that is not the name of the movie.

Outside of the environmental impact; I don’t hate it. But I guess this is heterosexual business and I should watch from the sidelines for now.

The astrologer I consulted told me I have to leave the earth signs alone especially earth moons and multiple earth placements. And to instead focus on Sagittarius, Leo and Cancer.

@cuttapotato Okay yes a true throuple 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

@albthinkinggg We can’t share eachother?😞

Mr potato head is so damn fine

@cuttapotato Woah woah, back up heffa. He’s mine. From every piece of food he eats to the clothes on his back.

@albthinkinggg Like he #doing it for me

Next movie to plan a group outing for is “I love Boosters.” We gotta keep showing up for us.

@Tirece11 The thing is this look predates Steve Harvey. Steve is just the most famous one.

@albthinkinggg Steve harvey fetish or nah