Bex Gallardo

25% TARIFFS ON KNUCKLE SANDWICHES

Just fed my kids cereal for dinner at 5 pm. So that’s how our week is going.

“You’re a bad guy. You’re a poopy guy” is my 2 year olds favourite insult and I might start using it, not gonna lie.

Just registered my firstborn for kindergarten. I am not okay. 😭

Got our first “is Santa bringing our presents or are we buying them?” from the 4 year old tonight and boy was I unprepared for that.

Happy “here’s an email discount from every website you’ve ever browsed or shopped at” season to all who celebrate.

“Mama, Silas got hurt. But I said sorry for pinching him.” - the epitome of life with two children.

We start Christmas season Nov 12 in our home, but I just bought my 4 year old a pink Christmas tree and I might break my rule because I’m so excited to see her reaction.

Me explaining the Olympics to my 4 year old. Her - “why did you tell me that” 😐

“Man this headache I’ve had for the last four days is brutal” - me, who exclusively drinks iced coffee during a heat wave. 😬

“i love watching hockey it’s so fun” also me watching hockey:

LET’S GOOOOOO (get swept by Florida)

I’m gonna puke.

The Game 7 lineup.

My anxiety cannot handle OT tonight. Please just end this Bruins.

“Wow, what a productive Friday morning” (Me listening to both new Taylor Swift albums with excruciating detail.)

Alberta, the land of 1000 jackets.

Daylight savings time has ruined my children, and therefore, me. 😭

My 3 year old made a comment about cutting her own hair, and despite repeated comments that “only a hairdresser cuts your hair”, I’m terrified.

I do love the random February 9th fireworks that I can see from my bed.