Hate‘Em

May God send blessings where it’s due. May the universe have mercy on you. May your path be of kindness and virtue. May you never jam who go stress you. May you realise someday what you are looking for is where you are looking from. What you are seeking is seeking you.

the concept of “scouting” a player with 700+ career goals at 37 years old😭😭

Guiding 101😂

would never be the guy monitoring a woman’s every move. i no actually care like that

Literally 😭😭 we are so lucky babies aren’t born with teeth

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Knowing your worth will have your phone dry as hell 😂

Finally Will Smith remembers he is Will fvcking Smith. A handsome, rich, talented, famous man. The least of his problems should be a bald woman in love with her dead thug boyfriend. Living his best life in Angola.

Women are better than men at dealing with kids, because they have the same IQ.

The male physique that always looks good: • wide shoulders • thick chest • big back • tight waist That’s the V-taper.

Nobody tells you this… The gym changes your standards, not just your body.

I’m not even capping, I’ve never seen a pvssy worth tolerating disrespect. And I think y’all overrate s£x with the same woman, because there’s no s£x that’s better than that with a new woman you’re just hitting for the first time. “My pvssy gold” “my pvssy this, that” are all caps because no pvssy is greater than a new pvssy. The best of pvssy would always be a new pvssy; the tension, the experience, the fact that it’s a foreign country to you at that moment, everything. It’s only a woman’s good conduct that makes a man stay and wanna hit more, or he just lives in scarcity.

Once I notice say girl get too much trauma, I go just tuama.

Infact, you can't sleep with all the women that are ready to sleep with you.

📸 Paul Pogba and Ansu Fati training at Barcelona’s training ground today. #FCB

You go dey invisible when we dey fuck?

I wish many women would stop hiding their horniness under "ovulation". Women are also sexual beings. Accept that you're naturally a taiga

🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß: “I'd say Harry Kane is worth €150m. But then you see Alexander Isak cost €150m to Liverpool... …if Isak is worth 150 million, then Harry is worth 250 million euros”, told Kicker.

Any man picking 1 should be flogged

You hate going out but when you eventually do step out, you’re the life of the party.

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.