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@Beno10_MFC 110

Check if you're among the smartest people. Use only your brain to solve. Can you find the missing angle?

@lippyent Sloth 😁

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@DreyfusJames @SickOfEverythi6 Hello

Account is restricted yet again. If you could drop a brief comment on my posts below, it apparently helps that algae-rhythm… Thanking you in advance.

@otokyo__ Both

I need to settle a debate

@TracyEdwardsMBE Is that Rob Trent on the right hand side of the 2nd photo?

I had an added treat yesteday! I met this talented lady who was in London with this inspirational exhibition. Will be looking out for Leanne's paintings. "Defying Limits"!

@seanpaulday @backborwick @TheLTDA @TootlestheTaxi 💯

The problem, Victoria, is that all London taxis are fully wheelchair-accessible - yet they’re forced to compete on the same terms as standard saloon cars. If we’re serious about accessibility, there should be proper incentives to retain this service: zero-rated VAT on vehicles, guaranteed road access, and policies that actually support - not undermine - wheelchair-accessible transport.

taxi-point.co.uk/post/peers-cla… Labour Lords vote to REJECT making all taxis wheelchair accessible. In 1996 the DDA said the SoS may issue regulations that would enable all taxis to carry wheelchairs -so how long do disabled people have to wait? 31 years so far. @TheLTDA @TootlestheTaxi

@benonwine Capt. Pugwash 🏴‍☠️

WITHOUT GOOGLING, Name a Famous Captain but it can’t be Captain America?

@chefsevenn They're not proper chips

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@FrogstarWorld @DavidSm06669251 That's really unfair..................................................on pig shit

@DavidSm06669251 Now I'm not saying these folk are as thick as pig shit, but they are.

Interviewer: Petrol is up 14%, diesel is up 27%. People are worried..... Govt minister: we've set up Fuel Finder so people can download an app to find the cheapest prices. I tried that, my cheapest price is 20 miles away. Another politician who qualifies as a total tw@t.

@james_xond Yes......and often 'you're welcome' when someone doesn't reciprocate when I hold for them

Honestly, do you still say “thank you” when someone holds the door for you??

@ClarksonsFarm1 Taxing people less gives more money to spend that creates more jobs, giving people money to spend, creating jobs, generates tax and less dependence on welfare.......

Repost!👏🏻

@Brian5_8_1899 @therealmissjo WTF, you sick bastard

On Wednesday night, a young woman went to a Gunna concert at the O2 in London. She felt something oozing down her leg. Behind her, a man had ejaculated onto her. She turned and saw his penis sticking out. She immediately reported it to the venue security and he was caught going to the bathroom to clean himself. He is now in police custody. It is not even possible to go and watch a concert without someone ruining the evening.

@darrengrimes Not very green wasting all that paper 🤡

You can tell he’s a Green activist because he’s dressed like a high-speed collision in a comprehensive school art department. Would you answer the door?

@beneathbluster Think you need to return your dictionary, it's clearly faulty

So the Starmer bashing continues. Laura Kuenssberg writes and Chanel4 makes a documentary both about how unpopular Sir Keir is. They really are afraid because actually he is popular with most thinking people. #standwithKeir #TenYearKeir

@beneathbluster 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@benonwine What about Wednesday afternoon?

Are any of my followers old enough to remember when shops used to be closed on a Sunday?

@Matt_Pinner 100%

Be honest because I’m trying to prove a point Would you back your child or grandchild's decision to attend trade school rather than college?

@BigBearF1 Straight to the core of the joke......

Apple have said although their profits are down, their turnover is still good…

@mikhaelmeir @inboxgram @BobGolen Vertical take off 😅

@inboxgram @BobGolen *WOOSH*

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. That's gotta be some sort of record.

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