Aniston Dillard

I’m officially a grandma due to my bedtime being 7:30pm and bc I use Marco Polo💁🏻‍♀️

I’d like to publicly apologize for anyone who saw me on Pom in high school. Yikes.

Currently wearing a gray turtleneck and holding a cat... so yes. I’m ready.

@dmarie_829 Are you still going to randy? I love her! Tell her I miss her

Okay, my counselor is seriously the greatest. When I called to cancel my appointment because of my car accident this morning, SHE CALLED ME THIS AFTERNOON TO MAKE SURE I WAS OKAY AND TO HAVE OUR SESSION OVER THE PHONE. I love this woman.

ALLY AND AJ SINGING POTENTIAL BREAKUP SONG IN 2018!! Y’all this was my childhood.. 2007’s break up anthem.. a bop always 🙌🏼

*boy ignores me all day **boy tries calling me Me: sorry, the old Aniston can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh ha cause she’s dead. Lol k done being emo

Crazy how you can go from making out with someone to a fist bump being your only appropriate form of physical contact. Thank youuuuu friend zoneeee

If you started Christmas shopping I wear a size 3 day parkhopper to Disneyland

i could never get away with murder because my hair would fall out all over the crime scene

@jessconte Parks and Rec! If you like the office, you love it! Just... skip the first season ;)

.@arianagrande just made us so happy, we could melt! 🎤 #Wicked15 #Wicked twitter.com/WICKED_Musical…

i feel like im the only person who hates halloween

It’s been a cuddle with my toaster in the bath tub kinda week

my mom & dad are at my dads 30 year high school reunion & my mom calls me and says “it’s been 30 years and i still cannot stand that bitch your dad dated” 😂

U know u sad when u drive under the speed limit... yikes

Yo twitter let’s make it happen