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Is it problematic when you are cooking and you exclaim “oy the glavin?” Also, I had to correct auto corrupt NINE TIMES because it’s crap.

I was today years old when I learned you can hold down the “screen shot” combo on the iPhone to bring up the “swipe to shutdown” thing that the power button used to provide. Because that’s user friendly, I guess.

Other people : twitter is a hell scape of Elon crap. My twitter feed after unfollowing that account: me making fart jokes.

@manyfaceted The stoichiometry is balanced.

@manyfaceted Eeeerp

@manyfaceted So you’re saying that a few billion years more of accretion wouldn’t change the current status quo?

@manyfaceted Honestly, anyone who has ever lived with me would acknowledge this. My tummy troubles are the stuff of legend in some circles.

@manyfaceted Bold of you to assume I’m not the gas giant in question .

#TFW you are annoyed because a PS4 title didn’t copy to PD5 and the store tells you you have to buy it again. But then you boot the PS4 to play it, and discover you bought it on something called a “disc.”

Good God. That feeling when you remember getting a 60 year old book when you were a kid. And then you run across it while you’re winnowing your book collection and it’s *over 100 years old now*.

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@shroop We can be on the receiving end of all kings of grace despite our excuses?

I was thinking about the man at the Pool of Bethesda. Jesus asks “Do you want to get well?” and he has some kind of excuse. Then Jesus heals him. I feel like there's a lesson in there that I've been missing all this time.

@manyfaceted An acquaintance of mine had a beloved pet bird that had the run of house and liked to chew cables. One too many, as it turned out. :(

Tech companies: we have very strict guard rails to protect you. Also tech companies:

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TFW you can’t imagine someone wants to *buy* your used thing, so you offer it for free to your neighbors… Aaaand you get multiple hits that indicate folks would have paid a lot for it anyway. Oh well. 😄

That feeling when you accidentally slip while pushing things into a stack and end up ramming a piece of cardboard under your fingernail - and are surprised at just how much it both bleeds and hurts. Yeouch!

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@funjon And presumably, the next day he will say, “that’s not at all what I meant. Obviously, we have all of these other things that we need to focus on.”

How long until Elon says "ahhh about that 'if you don't accept we will assume that's your resignation' thing, yeah, you don't get severance, you quit of our own volition"? Employment and labor lawyers are gonna have a field day. 🫡💙