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@apeman1000000bc

Read my new book, "The God Delusion", available everywhere October 2nd, 2006.

Beigetreten Eylül 2018

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@paradisekillher my jester keeps pretend stabbing me with string cheese and saying "all in jest, sire, all in jest!" but sometimes it feels like it's more than jest

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𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐄∮𝐓𝐇𝐄@Zouichi

The avatar franchise might be pound for pound the worst franchise of all time. Literally all garbage except for the original show, even star wars has a better ratio and I don't particularly like it either.

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Pilgrim@VLONEPREDATOR·10h

big week for cruise ships

New York Post@nypost

Disney cruise ship staffers among 28 arrested in massive child porn operation trib.al/EBpF3pZ

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Rhyme 🐩💜 (COMM 3/5 SLOTS)@TheNewRhyme·17h

this is innacurate cuz it's funny and the swears are perfectly delivered and aren't used like 5th graders

guildoessumstuff🎙@VAbrickaleg

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the thicc husband & father@lukeisamazing·1d

that’s right

BROONO ㊆@BROONOart

The line between baby orangutan and Homer is thin

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ape@apeman1000000bc·11h

@aallleeexxxxxx1 he's real immersed. it was probably a part where a character took a nap and he wanted to wait the full 2 hours to really feel like he was a part of the world. it's just classic hardcore reading.

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a@aallleeexxxxxx1·22h

guy who sat next to me on the train was “reading a book” but never once turned the page the entire 22 minute duration of the ride. so now im just left to wonder what was happening there

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Una hormiga que mira tu post 🐜@HORMIGA_RETURNS·22h

໊@P0PKULTURE

POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF

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Takasira || 🖤⚪️ (V-anderthal)@takasiraVT·1d

This is what horror movies and horror games fail to capture

ATLAS©@designatlasexp

same skull, different fear 💀

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cumi@sambellcumi·1d

😂😂 😂

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Epic Wallpapers@Epicartworks·1d

Cryomancer TDS@blumepetals

this is an epic wallpaper

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Greentext Poster@GreenTextRepost·1d

sub by anon

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EDK@energydrinkking·1d

This conversation i had with oomf went crazy on tumblr a few years ago

CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

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Adam@adamemedia1·2d

America is increasingly becoming the hunger games.

Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist

70% of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare, and there is a genocide in Gaza and Lebanon. Fuck the Met Gala.

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brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·22h

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ape@apeman1000000bc·1d

@AwtaLOL 8 monk gap? no, they were all there.

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awta🦦 🔜 FWA@AwtaLOL·1d

JOB INTERVIEW: "Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?" Most candidates say: "I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps." THE WINNING ANSWER:

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·1d

HOPIUM BROS, CHIME IN

All day Astronomy@forallcurious

🚨: Research reveals that focusing on good literally reshapes your brain to seek out even more good.

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The REAL Crash Bandicoot@mr_evaporation·2d

Because it’s true?

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Jalen@jayjjalen

how invincible fans swear debbie be moving

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·1d

Matthew Lillard has been cast in ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’. In theaters on July 9, 2027. (Source: Deadline)

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DeltaSanic@DeltaSanic·1d

ISSPissTracker@ISSPissTracker

PISS PLANET FOUND JWST discovered Epsilon Indi Ab — a Jupiter-sized beast 7.6x Jupiter’s mass with an ammonia-rich atmosphere that literally smells like piss.

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