Arket

bad communication really fucks up a lot of good things

@__matamecamion Es más largo pero no más gordo

@arket19 el mio e ma grande

puntúen mi calabacín

Tired of seeing people online complain about their inability to lose weight. I lost 12lbs in just a few days all naturally. Let me tell you how. Saturday night I stopped at the gas station to get some energy drinks. They also sell really sketchy burritos there too. It was the end of the day and the cashier had commented to someone else they're going to throw away all of the food. I interjected and said, "If you're going to throw it away, can I have it? Im hungry as hell". He obliged and told me I could grab whatever I wanted. However, he told me the food had been out all day so he wasn't sure how good the food was. I told him it wasn't a problem. The food was delicious. A little greasy and crusty, but it was delicious. Subsequently, Sunday morning, I had extreme abdominal pain. It was crippling. I was unable to do anything other than sit on the toilet and be in pain due to the violent and painful diarrhea. The diarrhea lasted Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and partially today. During that time I was unable to eat anything because it made me throw up. I successfully lost 12lbs. All natural, no shortcuts, no "ozempic", no fad diets. I lost weight the way our forefathers had historically — dysentery. What's your excuse?

one thing i hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks i’m dumb

I really grew up thinking there was some kind of global consensus that genocide was bad.

define REINA

1. La Iglesia inmatricula la mezquita de Córdoba y se la queda por 30 euros. 2. La Iglesia obtiene más de 20 mill. anuales con las entradas. 3. La Iglesia cuida mal la mezquita hasta que se incendia. 4. Nosotros nos encargamos de pagar el arreglo. La cuadratura del círculo.

Hola @hermanntertsch. El mapa de arriba hace mención a avisos de @AEMET_Esp por altas temperaturas (niveles 🟡🟠🔴), el de abajo es de temperaturas máximas previstas, son cosas distintas. Usted cobra un sueldo público. Saludos

Every time I cook for us, my boyfriend stands next to me cleaning up. By the time we sit down to eat, the kitchen is spotless, after eating he wash the dishes and I make coffee. That's what I mean when I say " a relationship should be 50/50"🥹

Según la revista Forbes, 74 de las 100 personas más ricas de España lo son por haber heredado. Tanto la riqueza como la pobreza son hereditarias. La meritocracia, ya tal.

Habrá algún día que estudiar por qué a la gente de derechas le cuesta tanto entender como funcionan los tramos de IRPF. Y, ojo, que para más cachondeo dice ser “financiero”.

Nunca dejará de sorprenderme el fenómeno de youtubers que ganan más que el presidente del gobierno, se van a paraísos fiscales para no pagar impuestos y aún así los defienden seguidores que no llegan a fin de mes.

Este es el único tipo de extranjero (y no extranjero) que hay que ELIMINAR de la sociedad.

Las vacaciones son un derecho de los trabajadores. Pero está bien saber que el tipo que quieres gobernar España considera que están sobrevaloradas. Igual que considera innecesario subir el salario mínimo. Le auguro muchos éxitos.

No te preocupes jefe, que está empresa de 700.000.000.000 la gestiona mi prima que se afilió jovencita al partido