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"@itsBroStinson: Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command." @ciladk3 #doenmywasgoed asb

"@SteveStfler: If the socks are clean they automatically match." So jy hahah @arriebotha12 #koshuiskind xx

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

"@WhatTheFFacts: Humans have explored only 5% of the world's oceans so far." Go explore some more !! #marinebiologist @arriebotha12 xx

Happy bday aan my beste este!!!!!!@ciladk3 #HappyDay!s #20 ♥ #LOVEu!!!!!x

"@SteveStfler: True embarrassment lies within your first email address." Hahahha pietmuis @arriebotha12 xx

We all have that one friend we could call and they'd come help you drag a dead body across the living room floor." @RoscherTers

"@WhatTheFFacts: South Africans calls traffic lights "robots.”" Hahaha aussies is reg ons is die weird mense @ciladk3

"@SteveStfler: Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too." @arriebotha12 xx

"@HarleyPlays: "Yo it's your boy! You already know who it is!" -every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know" @RoscherTers

"@thegooglefact: People who bite their nails tend to have a stronger immune system & rarely get sick." @ciladk3

"BREAKING: Manchester United are closing in on signing Korean midfielder Fuckin-No-Won and Brazilian attacker Nobodinho." @niall_morley

@ciladk3 #americandragon!!!!

"@SteveStfler: There should be a special TV channel for all those old cancelled cartoons." Verseker !! @arriebotha12 xxx

"@OomKallieMarie: Tant Anna se aangetroude niggie, Sprikkels, het kom kuier. Was effense stywe atmosfeer. " @DewieGcb

David Moyes signing Fabregas Mourinho signing Rooney Pellegrini signing everybody Arsene Wenger signing autographs" @niall_morley

"@itsBroStinson: "No, you're right." Said no girl ever." @ciladk3 ;)

"@StevStiffler: The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist."@ciladk3

"@RoscherTers: “@SteveStfler: “Murdered” is such a strong word. I prefer “whoops”.”@a3an_roscher @arriebotha12 @rayweihmann @007warrickc"

@RoscherTers A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym."