ash returns

A bulletproof vest could not have saved Charlie Kirk; he was shot in the neck. The security he had did not save or protect him. If he had a gun, it wouldn’t have mattered either, because the shot was reportedly from a sniper 200 yards away. The only thing that could’ve helped Charlie Kirk was more gun regulation, an idea that he and his peers are vehemently against.

The same witches scrolling through Twitter right now:

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

that etsy witch:

You’re an incredibly gorgeous man but I can’t help but to be distracted by this fuck ass salad

RESTART SIMULATION (Or: Are You Continuing With the Dreadful Research)- A researcher looking for answers tries to find them in a computer simulation, with mixed results. (1/9)

“talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend” ummm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect beautiful angels & i am god’s least favorite slug

my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late

skelepurr 💀

PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found a 12-month enterprise salesforce contract for 15 seats with auto-renewal and a $50,000 early breakup fee inside this snickers bar

fruity

@brandino_____ The DRESS!! omg what a gorgeous bride!!