Ash Ketchum

@LakeShowYo No way the horse semen injections are actually legit?

BREAKING: LUKA DONCIC IS CURRENTLY IN SPAIN RECEIVING INJECTIONS IN HIS HAMSTRING TO TRY RETURNING DURING PLAYOFFS 😭🙏🏽

@BobbySkinner_ #DexOrBust

Giants have no dead money and longterm contracts outside of Burns/Thomas. A QB on year 2 of a rookie deal. Dexter is already making $21M per year. Pay Dexter Lawrence.

@RapSheet Cool depth piece but how do this affect the Dexter Lawrence situation?

The #Giants are adding to their O-line as they get ready to begin their offseason conditioning program, signing guard and center Lucas Patrick to a 1-year deal, per sources. Patrick has started 65 games in his career, mostly with the #Packers and #Bears.

@MarchMadnessMBB National Championship tonight. #1 @umichbball (90+ points every tournament game) vs @UConnMBB (6-0 in national title games) Offense vs Dynasty. Something has to give. Who wins tonight?

@AdamSchefter Dexter Lawrence watching the Giants offer another "team-friendly" deal while he packs for voluntary skip week 😂 Pay me or trade me, I’m not doing the free work bro Who yall got winning this?

ESPN sources: Giants All-Pro defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence has requested a trade and he will not be participating in the team’s off-season workout program that opens Tuesday. Lawrence and the Giants have been through two off seasons attempting to negotiate a contract reflecting his value to the Giants over the last three years, but there has not been any progress, per sources.

@LakeShowYo I trust Stephen A, dudes never had a bad take

Stephen A Smith tried saying Luka was faking an injury… In reality he doing everything possible to get back on the court for playoffs 🙏🏽

@LakeShowYo Dudes going to Europe for the horse semen injections. LeBron gave him the hook up

BREAKING: LUKA WILL RECEIVE SPECIAL MEDICAL TREATMENT TO SPEED UP HIS RETURN 🔥🔥🔥🔥 HE DOES NOT WANT TO MISS THE PLAYOFFS

@YSL_NBA @ShamsCharania @mcten

@ashedketchum @ShamsCharania @mcten Dumbass

After consultation with Lakers doctors and his own medical team, Luka Doncic will seek specialized medical treatment in Europe on his Grade 2 left hamstring in an attempt to expedite his return to play, agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball tells me and @mcten.

@LADodgersMuse Yikes the @bluejays have it rough. Going to get back to back swept 🧹 Maybe they make it interesting for the baseball fans, but @Dodgers look like they already scheduled the parade for their World Series lol

The Dodgers now head to Toronto to face the Blue Jays.

Old head LeBron out here dumbing it down as the third wheel all year just to let Luka and AR eat... then Luka's hammy explodes, Reaves ghosts, and Grandpa Bron drops a casual 30/15/9 while the Lakers still get smacked 134-128 by a tanking Mavs squad with Cooper Flagg going nuclear for 45+ 😂

@TheDunkCentral @realapp Cooper causally snatching old head LeBrons chain on Nat TV. Rookie is cooking, the mavs might have a new generational talent on their team fr 🔥

COOPER FLAGG TONIGHT: 45 POINTS 8 REBOUNDS 9 ASSISTS 52% FG (Via @realapp )

@Lakers Cooper Flagg just casually putting up 45 on old head LeBron. LeBron letting a teenager snatch his chain on national TV 😂 while the rookie cooking the whole team with no Luka. Fire everybody already start the rebuild.

Final

@RapsShowYo This is Toronto sports in a nutshell 😂 WeTheNorth my ass, more like WeTheBench Send help (or a new city)🍁💀

State of Toronto sports rn

@Braves @Braves Drake Baldwin out here carrying the entire damn lineup like it’s his rookie year on steroids 😂

Tied up! #BravesCountry

@MLB @Dodgers Dodgers are playing like they have another parade already booked. Nats bullpen must be crying. Broom season already 🧹🧹🧹

The @Dodgers come from five runs down to secure the series sweep!

@SpursCulture It’s on Mahomes level of complaining

I've never seen a team complain as much as the Nuggets A series against them would be annoying

@TalkinBaseball_ Jays should be investigated. Shit is embarassing

The Blue Jays were having a ROUGH time here

@SportsWithJay0 Yea I don’t think he would have the same ceiling in any other organization

Wembys ceiling is just unbelievable

@MLB @whitesox The South Side Samurai just declared war on baseball⚔️🔥 White Sox fans eating good rn.

Munetaka Murakami is here, @WhiteSox fans 🤩