junk

the sexual tension between me and another 2 tylenol

winner for me was this one

if you want to be in my spotify wrapped, you must defeat my 7 evil songs i looped at weirdly specific emotional points in my life this year.

I can’t stop laughing at this - 16 Carriages is the gift that keeps on giving

THIS IS WHY I MADE STICKY!!!!!! THIS IS WHY I ARRANGED IT THAT WAY THIS BEAUTIFUL MY HEART IS FILLED

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

WHAT

you can only rt this today

“But he comes back every night!”

Conservative men admitting they’re actually worse than the Harris ad depicts

Tbsp doesn’t say tablespoon it’s actually pronounced Tibbisp and tsp is pronounced teesp. Don’t fuck with me

Family Guy already made this joke and it's funnier

“Drag is inherently sexual” and then it's just this

Dan showing off his skills