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@awkwrd_mama

i aint a killer but don’t push me. exhausted, but getting my 22nd wind. 🍃🪐🌙✨🍄🧚🏽‍♂️ $awkwrdmama

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@FlyIngenuity @SupernovaMomma put it right next to a sink with a disposal, dish rack that rises so you don’t have to reach in. innovation bread from unstable joints.
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when you decimate the land that is their home, animals that we usually don’t see become all we see as they attempt to find new homes. i think all these living beings, lost their homes just as the Palestinian people have. this is what isntreal asked for when they sent the bombs
Sprinter Press Agency@SprinterPress

Biblical signs are being noticed in Israel Swarms of bees appearing out of nowhere, causing military aircraft to land, locusts flying in flocks, and just two weeks ago, crows darkening the sky over Tel Aviv... In the Five Books of Moses, plagues befell Egypt when Pharaoh refused to change his course.

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life∬@NinaSzn01·
normalize gifting weed as gifts like how we do wine.
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@FlyIngenuity @SupernovaMomma this has me thinking about a top loading dishwasher where the door can also act as a counter top, just slides open.
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No Cats No Life
No Cats No Life@NoCatsNoLife_m·
Breaking news 🚨🇹🇭 In Thailand, a cat that repeatedly bit police officers was taken to the station, photographed for a mugshot, had its paw prints taken, and was officially declared a “repeat offender.”
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izzy@redshirt990·
Wow a black man was hung outside a police station in d.c only black people are talking about it. Im really speechless no news stations covered it. We run nothing here.
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The Star's Advocate✨
The Star's Advocate✨@JupitersBunni·
May I also offer the sweet detail of Ceres being in Taurus? 😏 Oh y'know the asteroid of agriculture, NURTURING, the guiding/helping force just like her mythology.. hmmm!
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The Star's Advocate✨
The Star's Advocate✨@JupitersBunni·
Y'know what I'm finding quite ironic? Venus is in Taurus. You know what planet rules bees? 🤣 Take a wild guess. An art form that preserves one of EARTHS most needed resources to make fruits+veg, AND sweets like honey... Your honor, the Bee plague was sponsored by Venus in Taurus, backed by Aries stellium to incite a freak-incident in quality, multiple stingers, multiple crevices, they're EVERYWHERE..like little trojan horses 😆 Mars and Venus snapped on this collab
Anonymous@YourAnonNews

We were joking earlier about this being Biblical but holy fuck - kinda crazy. A bunch of bees shutting down the Israeli genocide machine, we didn't see this on this whacky ass timeline.

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As an educator, something I find interesting about this discourse is that generally, if a teacher was this condescending and shitty to their students, they would widely be considered a bad teacher. Medicine, like education, should be a collaborative experience, not authoritative
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Someone, Somewhere
Someone, Somewhere@CapobiaNB·
Fun fact! When the FDA approved the birth control pill in 1960 it had only been tested on 1600 women from Caribbean field trial centers. The researchers knew this was very small, so they changed the data to reflect the # of menstrual cycles to inflate statistical importance
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iwsfutcmd@iwsfutcmd·
just remember, in Californian English, just like "guy", "dude" is gender-neutral in the 2nd person, masculine in the 3rd person "hey dude, wanna fuck?" is an entirely plausible statement out of the mouth of a straight California man. "i fucked a dude last night." is, on the other hand, not.
James@turningmystile

when people say "dude is NOT a gender neutral word" my brain just makes a note that says "not from California"

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@empressatlantis this one girl on my kids’ softball team keeps getting hit in the face every practice and game 😭😭😭
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🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱@empressatlantis·
It’s insane how many stories of brain injuries are coming up since Saturn re-entered Aries… just like I thought. AND we will only have more sports injuries above all that will emphasize the importance of brain health. Buckle up. Saturn is going to show us to focus on our 🧠
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