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shey asantee change scent ni, abi na this store package soda sell for me?😫😫

I just dey think about the people wey still dey mix energy drinks with alcohol for country wey average life expectancy na 54.

One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira. Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k fuel and I was quite surprised he asked for a fuel that small considering his tank was empty empty. I asked him why so and he said country is hard and he was struggling. So I asked the fuel guys to fill up his tank which cost approx 70k. In addition to that I also gave him 50k as a gift. He told me I should always feel free to contact him if I ever need a ride and I asked if he was free next day cos my flight was for 7am. He said sure. Next day he picked me up and dropped me off and to my greatest suprise man asked me to pay double the fare to airport because ‘he picked me up early’ My life flashed twice. I couldn’t believe what I heard. Humans are ungrateful and tbh everyday I am reminded that the major reason some people are far from their blessings is simply because they are unwilling to make sacrifices or just simply pain greedy. Till today I still have that flashback and I get angry over again when I remember it. Not exactly angry because of the money given because I mean I did so with zero expectation and will do so again and again but because it hurts soo much that said young man just lost a beautiful opportunity to know me better and probably get an opportunity to work with me beyond that day. GREED sealed his fate It is well.

Happy 61st birthday to legendary actor and comedian Martin Lawrence 🎉

✅ German Super Cup winner ✅ Top of the Bundesliga ✅ Qualified for the German Cup semi-finals ✅ Qualified for the Champions League semi-finals ✅ Record for most goals scored in a Bundesliga season ✅ Record for consecutive wins (16) ✅ The coldest manager in the world right now 🥶 Put some respect on Vincent Kompany’s work, who was criticised for getting the Bayern job because he was relegated with Burnley two seasons ago. 🙌❤️

Bayern's schedule for the remainder of the season: 19 April: Stuttgart 🏠 (BuLi) 22 April: Leverkusen ✈️ (Pokal) 25 April: Mainz ✈️ (BuLi) 28 April: PSG ✈️ (UCL) 2 May: Heidenheim 🏠 (BuLi) 6 May: PSG 🏠 (UCL) 9 May: Wolfsburg ✈️ (BuLi) 16 May: Köln 🏠 (BuLi) 23 May: 🏆 DFB Pokal Final in Berlin 30 May: 🏆 UCL final in Budapest

Still a classic from the archives.

@Footballtweet is your team in the champions league semis?

The Bundesliga trophy has been enlarged — with enough space to engrave champions for the next 30 years. 🏆🇩🇪 Well enough space to engrave Bayern Munich 30 times over the next 30 years.

It’s going to work out for whoever comes across this tweet.

🚨 Harry Kane: “I'd say Michael Olise is currently the best winger in the world”.

Someone will give you 50K today. Congratulations in advance💃🏽

31secs I'm crying. 😭 Dem still porous egbon.

Some managers wear suits to games, Vincent Kompany shows up in his own style 👀

‘THE BEEKEEPER 2’ will follow the beekeeper society trying to overthrow the U.S. government Jason Statham also now uses bees to heal his wounds.

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مشجع مدريدي يقيم اللاعبين شوفوا تقيم كامافينجا 😭😭😭💀

Remember Lil P, the little boy who did a rap battle with Olamide back in 2012? He’s all grown up now—time really flies. 😂👏🏼

Here. We. GO! #JackRyanGhostWar May 20th On @primevideo !