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@kwoade Crikey!! Synchro peeing!

Technically doing a number three.

@michaelhogan British Pork ad did it for me! 😆

Another belting episode of #SNLUK last night. Aimee Lou Wood made a great host, Meek was a banging musical guest and Weekend Update continues to be a highlight. The Super Mario and Made In Chelsea sketches were ace. Well worth catching up

@TashP351 Gladly!

@summern1te78711 @SarahjevsEvans Wow!! That’s great 🙌🏻

@SarahjevsEvans I love your painting and Howard Kevin is beautiful! ❤️

Howard Kevin and my new sea painting

@henryfraser0 Wow!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

My mouth painting of doughnuts 🍩 I’m only able to paint using my mouth henryfraserart.com/product/doughn…

@PintSizedFarmer NO regrets! 😆❤️🐾❤️😷

In today’s highbrow farm news, Mavis the farm collie has rolled in pig slurry and is now operating as a mobile biohazard. The smell is so appalling it makes your eyes water. I took her out to air off. She rolled in sheep poo. We met a couple of walkers and heard a very posh “Oh, I say!” as Mavis thundered past. We went to look for wildlife. Everything downwind knew we were coming before we even stepped in the woods. Mavis then found some fox poo. She's had a full hosepipe bath and still smells like a health and safety violation. The dreaded Fairy Liquid may be the only way forward.

@SpanielsSuper What a turn around! Your kindness and persistence paid off ❤️

Mum was all settled down for the night, there was a soft thud beside her & a warm , fluffy body snuggled into the gap between the pillows #FirstTime #NightNightMum Are you comfy Martha? Very comfy mum ♥️♥️

@jennystape 😆😆😆 you are sooo funny Jack! ❤️🐾❤️

*sniggering gently in me sleep* They'll never find where I've hidden me sossige, I'll nom that when I wake up! #JackBovverBoy #ILoveASossige #FooledThemAgain

@trebus_mr @HeidiBT3 Oh my dog!!! That woman had no idea of just how wonderful you were Mr T!!! 😡❤️🐾❤️🐾❤️🐾❤️

@HeidiBT3 Me was a rescoo bewts, dat laydee hoo wanted a yorkyshush terror, amd wen she seed me she telled her man hoo to put me in a shed wiv jus a blankie 🥹 dem gottid a yorky den putted me on Guntwee fur 60 pownd, amd me hoos finded me 🙏🏻🐶❤️😊🐾🌈

Me #Wordle picfur is for adoption a weskyoo pet. Dats such a gud idea #BTPosse cos dey is just waitin for a home wot will want dem and luff dem forevva. If yoo can, weskyoo a shelter pet. Is yoo adopted pals? #BTWordleClub

@Kesthecollie Hahaha! The teef say it all! 😬

Morning shenanigans

@kwoade What IS she doing???

Paso doble

@kwoade Mika is a good and gentle girl 💛🐾💛

Mika specifically finds sticks for other dogs to steal from her, so she can chase them pretending she wants them back. (She doesn’t, if she gets it back she’ll just deliberately lose it again.)

@SpanielsSuper Come and have a cuddle on mine Isky ! 🙋🏻‍♀️ ❤️🐾❤️

Can I have a cuddle on your knee mum #PleaseMum

@CharlieHudz Look at that face!

At dat sosij cafe 😋 did also get a bit of egg and bacon 🐾

@mralistairgreen Is this a joke? Genuinely unsure…..🤷🏻‍♀️

Treated like absolute shit at local coffee shop

@kwoade Poor old Biscuit!!!

oh NO! I heard biscuit come in half an hour ago but I didn’t realise her butt had shut the front door behind her! Poor chocolate dog, half an hour in porch prison!

@SusanCalman @SarahjevsEvans Thinking of Walter from Port Talbot at this bitter sweet time ❤️

Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Howard Kevin Evans. Thank you @SarahjevsEvans for sharing this pic!

@MyArrse David Bowie

This young boy in his school photo went on to become one of the biggest pop stars in the world. Can you name him without googling.

@ColliePip @Kesthecollie What a beauty Pip was. Lots of lovely memories ❤️🐾❤️ but also so very sorry for you loss

Mum doesn’t want to end with a sad photo so here are a few memories of me doing what I do best… being the Pipodile and loving my adventures with Mum and Molly 🌈🐾💔

Dearest friends.. last night I took my last great adventure over the rainbow bridge 🌈💔🐾 I was at peace at the end and went to sleep lying in mum’s arms whilst she gave me the biggest hugs.