Barstool Ames (9x 🏀 State Champs)

We hold these truths to be self evident..

Freak bob is calling

@LMHSbarstool Who the random on the left?

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Bryce Harper you dirty dog! #horny

End Season Highlights Last 5 Games Averaging -PPG 9.8 -RPG 1.1 -APG 1.0 Looking for opportunities!

Wish i was in Cancun cracking down 3s and getting drunk.

@barstooIbombers That MO and em

JOB FINISHED ‼️💍 #tigersdown

@Kee_Barstool Yall getting beat fucked on may 19

The sun rose this morning. Spring break starts in 5 hours. Waukee has the number 1 baseball team in the state. #letsroll

BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨Kenneth Cotten only needs 1 shot to score more points that Nash Kooken at the state tournament!!! @nwhsbarstool #fakeoffers #daddycantsaveyou

Norwalk -2.5 ❌ tough beat

Yall think women run through men or best friends more? Lmk! #lank

@BarstoolMtown @IHSAA Jacob Hayes get the fuck out of my comments every time I post! I watched you sit right behind my bench glazing up my teammates!

@barstoolames @IHSAA Acting like urbandale didnt have 2 starters with 3 fouls and 2 other ones with 2 fouls in the first half💀 genuinely no way your blaming the refs for ts

Refs took that one from us @IHSAA figure this shit out and fire some of the old ass pussies. They are all useless🤣. #udalestillafirstroundexit

Still love my seniors🥹 hell of a group #agent10 #diddy

@barstoolicw @A_townBarstool We also beat city high by 60 who you beat by 1 and senior who you lost to by 20

@barstoolames @A_townBarstool You guys beat "mason city" by like 2 and want me to believe you were good

With Dubuque senior making it to state just proves how ass eastern Iowa is at hoops. Pretty sure @A_townBarstool already 20 pieced Prarie as well. #fuckthemvc

@barstoolicw @A_townBarstool I know a nigga who lost to valley ain’t talking rn🤣

@barstoolames @A_townBarstool Maybe if Ames was in a real conference they would've made it

@MasonCityStool Glad you were watching from home!

@barstoolames genuinely so ass

Harrison Barnes gymnasium will be the most electric environment in the state tonight! If you wanna watch some great ball and a great crowd pop the fuck out. #horny #teeterisacuck

Work your magic tomorrow king👑👑 #goat #vancefuckingdowns