Aiden

Dear Jake, It’s hard to even know what to say. We met in kindergarten, and for so many years you were just a part of my life. Some of my earliest memories have you in them—being kids, growing up together, and spending those years where life still felt simple. 1/?

@brningalive @faultlinemeg Ouuuuuu shit

@faultlinemeg cancel thread incoming

going on tour with gracie abrams 😭😭😭😭 (i’m not even done yet)

Tarik Skubal YOU will be a Milwaukee Brewer

Kyle Harrison strikes out 12 in a start for the second time this season! (MLB x @Abbvie)

My son is wearing a Man U top as part of an experiment to see how people react. So far, he has been spat on, punched twice, kicked 3 times and verbally abused. It'll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house 🙂🙂

Ok here’s the plan: —win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets —find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days —$1 Knicks Finals ticket

@BrewPack8 Hell no

Would you do this?

Kyle Harrison strikes out 12 against his former team to help the @Brewers move to a season-high 16 games over .500!

I am in hell

@BrewPack8 Turang

What jersey should I wear to the game tomorrow?

@8124brams 6-6-6-67????

I DIDNT EVEN PRESS PAY????

Let me say this once again JAKE BAUERS IS AN ALL STAR BANGGGGGG

My lightning McQueen car in Forza horizon 6 #ForzaHorizon６

Idris Elba has officially been knighted by the King of the United Kingdom. He is now Sir Idris Elba.

@yelichfans Sal!!!!

(Surprisingly) no one homered yesterday! Reply with who YOU🫵🏻 think will hit a home run today. If the Brewer you choose is correct, you will win a Brewers sticker pack. You must be following me & the FIRST person to guess the right guy. Good luck!! #thisismycrew

You’ll never guess who Jordan Love and Christian Watson cooked in this video You can’t make it up man It’s actually hilarious

@packers We don’t need that though

Potawatomi Sportsbook has been named the Official Sportsbook Partner of the Green Bay Packers

Team ERA Since May 6: 2.43 MIL 2.70 ARI 2.96 LAD 3.01 SEA 3.07 ATL 3.26 CLE 3.32 TOR 3.35 PHI BOS SD 3.53 STL 3.55 NYY 3.58 TEX 3.61 NYM 3.80 HOU 3.99 PIT 4.18 ATH 4.23 BAL 4.28 TB 4.37 WSH 4.41 DET 4.50 CWS 4.75 CHC 4.78 MIN 4.83 KC 4.86 MIA 5.14 LAA 5.34 CIN 5.37 SF 6.62 COL

The sports world is in good hands

The fact that an album with 21 songs the majority of which are 5 minutes long is still in the top 10 is a testament to you guys being the most incredible fans in the world

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!