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when Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992 and started cooking everyone the moment he left 😭😭

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If someone did this to me I would disappear out of their life in such a manner that they’d become unsure I was ever actually real

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“but i knew what i had to do, i have to kms”

i need more suggestions please help twitter x

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

If you’re sad, have you tried 𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒉 ? Surely you will no longer be sad after 𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒉

men are so weird. the internet is so weird.

@historyinmemes They look very old. However, the person touching these books should never be allowed to touch a book again.

if your response to this is still “blame hamas,” you are fucking hopeless and every remotely decent person in your life should cut you out of theirs.

Men have been complaining about marriage and their wives for years and everyone thought it was funny, but if a woman says she is happier being single men start crying like babies

the problem w men is they allow almost anyone to be their friend and don’t hold the shitty ones accountable. pick better friends and you’ll have someone to call