Brett I Guess

ok, idea: muppets knives out? @rianjohnson

would you know if your loved one was stuck in a time loop? LEARN TO RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS

wow i’m obsessed with this canadian magical therapist time travel soap opera about regret and the high stakes world of girlboss publishing #BeingErica

@erinkarpluk should be in everything WOW

@Survivor_bdays I hope you have a great day, too, Survivor Birthdays!

Happy birthday to Sue Smey from Survivor 47. Hope you have a great day, Sue! #Survivor

I like #AdultsFX fine, but for S2 they need to all sit down to watch #BroadCity for the first time (after their obligatory Gen Z #Girls binge) and realize Issa fully based her personality off Ilana Wexler. Lampshade that shit!

Bummer casting for #Survivor50 outside of like 4 fun surprises

And though I loved him then, Adam truly is the worst. I just had to experience a few to get that #Girls

Sometimes I like to imagine Elijah and Tad from #Girls moved to Los Feliz became roommates and confided with each other about boys

@ShauhinDavari and hot too, don’t forget the qualifier of hot

Some folks really do hate to see a confident brown man.

@_dylanhodges @karlymarx_ it’s down for me

@karlymarx_ Is it working for you? Music League website seems to be down

started a music league for my brass band friends and they're all going insane planning rounds/researching picks/analyzing submissions.... sickos.jpg

@BxPersonified @jimmisimpson oh fer sure man

BREAKING: Muppets Mayhem star Janice seen with actor @jimmisimpson (and Beaker in tow). A source tells us Simpson is “the Pete Davidson when it comes to lady Muppets.” 😜

The most shocking part of #Survivor last night was Probst's pronunciation of "charade"

Caroline is like Flippen on mute #Survivor47

America, you’re an addict with a morbid curiosity about rock bottom.

Another Halloween… another year of @bbrett being unsurpassed in best costume ever.

@mikericciiii @Aisle424 that's me!!! :p this year I was just stanley yelnats

get over yourself eric andre, nobody’s staring at you you’re just in the way

Dina, forget Rocky! Al’s the guy for you!

one time in thought me & manu bennett were gonna kiss but we were drunk at a club with bran from game of thrones #thesummit