Steve Holford 🇺🇦

Finally did it. After all these years. Perseverance pays off.

@RoyalMail Your service is sub standard. I'm still waiting for a parcel despatched on a 48 tracked delivery on 20 October. It has been sitting in Swindon DC for over a week.

@di1cox "Too thick to know right from wrong" is not a defence

@di1cox imagine having the mental capacity of dried meat

@di1cox For the philosophy if nowt else

@di1cox Big Sol

@patrick_kidd @edwardscricket @ESPNcricinfo @miller_cricket Agreed. One of its few remaining vestiges of charm and links to proper cricket writing. Good luck for the future, Mr Edwards.

@edwardscricket @ESPNcricinfo @miller_cricket This is a blow for those of us who love your reports. I’m very sorry to hear it. Cricinfo has become a lot less of a must-read site with the rise of global franchise cricket

1/3 After a dozen memorable years, it has been decided I will no longer be writing Championship reports for @ESPNcricinfo . The decision was not mine, nor was it editorial. Let us call it transatlantic. Foolish to be resentful. Instead my huge thanks go to @miller_cricket and...

@di1cox No pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.

@di1cox Michael Madar will always be Moyes’s prince

I must wait for the plastic glue to dry, I must wait for the plastic glue to dry, I must…

@di1cox Although I did get to go and interview Jack Russell after he’d officially opened Archway School’s sports hall. So, there’s that.

@di1cox I had to do my work experience at the local rag.

Spoiler: @NWLCC time. Quality pervades as usual.

@di1cox They’re listening to you… Just Denty now.

@di1cox Lees is free to walk all the way home now.

@di1cox I you're an Edgie twat from Brum, stop reading this tweet.

@di1cox Annexe Great Tew to the Shire!

@di1cox Just one of them, thank goodness

@di1cox Fuck me Sub-Saggers

@di1cox Saggers?