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Greg Berman
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Greg Berman
@bermancomedy
I'm a stand-up comic, actor, writer in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the major headlines of my brain.
iPhone: 44.785789,-93.187515 Beigetreten Nisan 2009
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Not only does Pete Davidson have three tattoos of an ex, but EVERYONE knows. I wonder if he'll remove them or start looking for a new lawyer girlfriend, who's into Aladdin, who's name is "KNSCP".
#PeteDavidson #Comedy #tattoos #Kim
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Google pleads with Apple to adopt RCS messaging so that Android users can stop being blamed for ruining group chats... which is such a classic green-bubble bitch thing to say.
#greenbubblebitch #comedy #Google #apple #texting #greenbubble
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Trump plead the 5th in a deposition in New York, which marks the first time anyone has ever done that for "What is your name?"
#comedy #fifthamendment #pleadthefifth #Trump #politics
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Miracle Whip is to Mayonnaise as "The Rock" is to a rock.
#WhipOrMayo
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Ritz Carlton must pay $535,000 for improper disposal of hazardous waste in California, which I think is a hefty fee for politely asking Logan Paul to step outside the hotel lobby.
#comedy #LoganPaul #RitzCarlton #Roast
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