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I will edit you.

@w_terrence Your free speech allowing opinion is noted.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

Happy 73rd, Kim Gordon.

@TrishaMArt70 There is a timer feature that may help. (I’d argue for a tripod as well as leaning the phone can be a pain) Although I am a photographer, this is advice from someone who has taken maybe 2 selfies in the last calendar year, so with a grain of salt as they say.

Hard to take pics of yourself backside I’ve always said - and flex 🤪😤

@magachrchpastr Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So many Libs are defending Jimmy Kimmel's tasteless jokes by pointing to President Trump's many derogatory and inflammatory statements over the years. But how about if you apologize first? Extend the olive branch, and I bet President Trump will respond in kind🙏🇺🇸

"Another Sunny Day" - the second song from our album, 'The Life Pursuit' Live at Lowlands Festival (2006)

No place like home 🇺🇸

@darwintojesus You claim there is a god, the claim is yours to prove. You can’t be that dumb. It’s actually worse for you, you have to prove your god, not just a generic creator. I’ll wait.

I’ve never seen an atheist actually prove this, they just say it. Make an argument.

Wonderful song, this. Short and Sweet. 18 seconds.

@benwehrman The stars are not the same. You’re lying. I don’t need a book to know that. You also have zero evidence of a creator. It also seems like you are racist. Be a better human.

Heliocentrism explained. Does this actually make sense to you?

@DiotimaDreams Fuckin right.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t need therapy. You just need the lawn mower to start on the first pull after sitting unused for 6 months.

It’s like some of you don’t know what the fuck free speech is.

Stay frosty.

Weird that those clouds and ducks haven't budged in a decade.

@kennymbeyer @NailOfTheFore @iamAtheistGirl Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Where do you even begin with someone like this?

@NailOfTheFore @iamAtheistGirl The Bible has never been proven wrong. It is 100% historical text. No historical event in the Bible has been proven wrong, only more correct. Approximately 2,500 prophesies have come true in the Bible. Sorry facts are hard.

every person on the planet is godless some of us just have the courage to admit it

@heavenlykaramel I’m seen.

Yes. This. 🍪⛓️ Goodnight my darlings 💋 #bedtimemusings

@RYboating Cancer it’s the number one killer in Canada. Assisted suicide isn’t even close. It’s immoral for him to be bullshitting people, and it’s fucking dumb of you to buy it.

I didn't realize that assisted suicide in Canada is now the #1 killer. I agree with Sec. Kennedy that it is immoral and doesn't belong in the US. Life is precious and should be treated as such.

Jesus fuckin christ

@costateliving84 If you’re not washing all of your bits, I don’t think you’re doing it right.

When y’all shower, do you really wash the back of your ears like your momma always told you to? I always do! Gotta have them ears clean!

@TrishaMArt70 I love music, writing, playing and listening to it. It is my church. I cannot stand musicals of any kind.

Another fun fact not a musical movie fan 🤮