Tity Bordeaux

The detail of the individually beswastikated cornbread pieces never fails to take my breath away

There’s a new Ben Lerner out that’s supposed to be nuts

We should get together and do ear surgery sometime soon

Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years: texasobserver.org/immigration-co…

@coexistinc fr tho

Demolishing an I.M. Pei masterpiece to build a 50-acre Fogo de Chao is extremely Dallas behavior

Ok ok it's getting there... honestly works better with the larger sterling pin. Going back and forth on whether I want to put a backing on it to manage shape or use water or indirect heat

Will definitely need to photograph it in natural light tmrw, it's so fab irl

Needs tweaking but—remnant of one of the rabbit pelts i got while visiting family that was a thin triangle of uneven skin thickness and hair length/density, but it would be wretched to waste it, so I made a "boutonniere" that slips over my gold stick pen!

That post that was like "ever had a truly insane roommate" could be answered very honestly yes by the majority of my pretransition/pre-sleep neurology self's roommates. Like i was insane awake and also p active while asleep and my sleepwalking alter-ego was actually very mean

what happened before I could have a natural fear reaction and got PISSED. Was sitting on the couch for a couple hours wide awake straight up simmering in anger rolling my eyes at the nonexistent tarantulas. Like ohhh greeaaat fake spiders yeah that really helps. That's nice.

Before I got sleep disorder treatment I would probably too-regularly use benadryl in desperation during prolonged bouts of insomnia and I will never forget the night I accidentally took too much and saw giant ghoul fingers coming thru a crack in the window & immediately realized

The feeling of finding insane dirt piles from, i assume, nocturnal cat badness to clean up was softened by the simultaneous discovery that my struggling prayer plant recovered + is flowering! Everything inside the rim of the pot is super new like came outta nowhere

@jegaevi Learning a language is like buying a parrot or a tortoise

Ok unpriv'd hope everyone who wanted to see butt was able to and if you missed it you'll probably have to wait for the occasion I bought the outré garments for in the first place

@_natastrophe_ I will watch out for that

@birdwatchbud just in general. one time i hooked up with a guy in west philly and his gf came to his apt at 4 am and started screaming and he told me she paid him to poop in her mouth. and then she broke into his apartment and said i shouldn't associate w him because he's transmysogynistic

Telling my partner we need to diversify our portfolio...specifically with dries...SMART INVESTMENT babe it says it right on the thing!

@spurayous Looking back i totally understand why that one houseguest did not realize he was a cat when she first noticed him from another room and brought it to my attention that there was "some kind of...something....in the gamer chair"

@birdwatchbud He's sooo muppety

Kip stalking his prey (Niles) from the depths of the jungle (two dangling ribbons=thick, occlusive veil of vines)

@_natastrophe_ Wait, like fashion-wise? What does that mean, just in general lol?

@birdwatchbud good luck in philly it's a pvp zone

@_natastrophe_ I own way too many articles of clothing that I liked the concept of but never wear bc of exactly that lmao, or alternatively bc I feel like they touch my neck too much. Im holding myself to window shopping only, save for a good used suit, until my moves done

@birdwatchbud urgh texture issues

@jermaberger You're the first person to ever recognize my pfp/header im pretty sure, so I love that you love Tanning and I wish i could give you a handshake so firm that its shockwaves rattle bystanders

@birdwatchbud I love Dorothea Tanning

On a work call today I lost steam like 2min in and dropped my "voice training" voice so I'd have more brain power to figure something out and the very New England business rep i was talking to also dropped his but instead of a clockier voice revealed a southern accent