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@mert Like clockwork

if you're iran here: - open a colossal short on S&P on Hyperliquid - tweet: "we have 0 idea wtf Trump is talking about" - chart tanks - fund war for another few weeks

@WatcherGuru Trump may blow wind in sails but will inhale again

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Brent crude oil falls under $100, crashing over 10% after President Trump says talks with Iran to end the war are "very good."

I am hearing things

@coinbureau x.com/i/status/20345…

🔥THIS IS NOW THE BIGGEST OIL SUPPLY SHOCK EVER IN HISTORY The IEA just called the Strait of Hormuz crisis the "greatest global energy security challenge in history", BIGGER than major oil & gas crises combined. Details: 📉 THE 1973 OIL SHOCK: The Arab embargo pulled ~2.6 mb/d offline for 6 months. Prices quadrupled: $2.90 → $11.65/barrel. 📉 THE 1979 OIL SHOCK: Iran’s revolution + Iraq’s invasion removed ~6–7 mb/d combined. Global oil supply dropped ~4% and prices more than doubled to $39.50/barrel. 📉 THE 2022 RUSSIA-UKRAINE GAS CRISIS: Russia removed ~3 mb/d of petroleum, spiking Brent from $76 → $138. All three combined, that’s ~12–13 mb/d at peak. Meanwhile... 🔥THE 2026 HORMUZ CRISIS: Gulf production is down at least 10 mb/d. Flows through the Strait have gone from 20 mb/d to nearly 0. IEA says global oil supply is projected to plunge by 8 mb/d in March, with losses still mounting. S&P Global, however, estimates 17 mb/d of oil and products have been removed from markets. If that's the case, that's more than 1973 + 1979 + 2022, all combined. NOBODY has a playbook for this. 🔥

@jimcramer oil looks good here

Every day the world's economy will slow from the war. Very hard to break free...

hit the tiny grok button

the world is as large as it is, but we can only conceive what we know of it. It is relatively easy to see many places of the world today through a screen, but the smell, sounds and light, is ever-changing, without being in that place at any given time we cannot conceive what is there at every moment. we fabricate what it might be like in our minds.

It is almost inconceivable how profoundly mentally ill one must be to believe this stuff. Reality is everywhere at the same time. Deal with it.

@PeterSchiff basically selling gold post pump to buy oil to pay for war. gg

Selling gold because rising inflation will keep the Fed from cutting interest rates, when rates are already too low, makes no sense. Falling real rates are bullish for gold. It's the stock market that needs rate cuts. That's why it makes no sense that stocks are down so little.

breaking routine feels so playable character

@aleksbrz11 this explains a lot. there will be a big escalation. allies have no fuel and must decide between fuel being used for military or civilian use.

🚨BREAKING Iranian media has released an animation titled "Lord of the Straits," themed around the Strait of Hormuz.

There are no long term studies on the societal impact of this technology, so we are currently developing new conspiracy theories.

@barkmeta Imagine humans are forced (or not forced🧐) to wear one of these.

Let me explain what a $2 billion “cow collar” actually is 👇 They put an AI collar on a cow. It tracks location. Health. Movement. Behavior. Every second of every day. A farmer opens an app. Draws a line on a map. That line becomes a fence. No physical fence. No wall. Nothing visible. When the cow gets close to the boundary.. the collar vibrates. The cow turns around. Within 10 days the animal doesn’t even test the boundary anymore. It just stays inside. 700,000 animals are already wearing them. They called it a “cowgorithm.” They want you to laugh at it. Now read the technology again without the word cow.. 24/7 GPS tracking on every individual. Real time health and behavior monitoring. Invisible boundaries drawn from a phone. Movement controlled through vibration and sound. Subject learns compliance within days. $2 billion. And guess who led the investment… Peter Thiel. The same man who built Palantir. CIA backed surveillance from day one. The same man who just got a $10 billion Pentagon contract to run AI inside the military. His entire career is building systems that track and control. Now he’s funding a collar that does exactly that. They’re not investing in farming. The farming is the test… Most people have no idea what’s coming…

@barneyxbt Simon says become in charge

boomers literally had the easiest economic conditions in american history and somehow still managed to leave us with a country that’s falling apart. they’re hoarding all the wealth, brainwashed beyond repair, and keep voting for the same garbage that put us in this mess. they have left us with nothing but debt, inflation and a country we barely recognize and their only parting gift when they finally check out? leaving us as minorities in our own country. millennials and gen z need to wake up. the future is ours and it’s our problem now. stop waiting for these people to fix anything because they never will. they caused the damage and we’re the ones who have to clean it up

@inversebrah Is this nyc in thailand?

3 inches in 💀

" It is not the direction of the scroll that makes it doom, but the duration " - btcnk 18:19

we need to stop "doomscrolling" and start swiping right on me

@nikitabier We don't have flying cars because of logistical issues. So in my opinion if what you said doesn't happen it will be for the same reason.

Love that I can now build a blockbuster app in 30 minutes, only for it to be disrupted in 3 months when the brain-computer singularity happens and the world implodes and we’re lying in vats of fluid, orbiting a distant nebula.

@RootkitAlpha @ThegreatLambiny a dca bot on autopilot sounds good

Let me guess, the flex is this to look like Geoff is live and somehow “doing transactions” 👀 Come on... This is just a Jupiter DCA program order setup, anyone can make. DCA Order Vault → DCA Keeper → Jupiter Aggregator → Raydium CL → DCA Fee Vault → DCA Maker The wallet EvUA6... was funded 2 days ago, routed about $42.66K through automated DCA paths, and is now sitting at $0. The tx flow literally points to: DCA Order Vault DCA Keeper Jupiter Aggregator Raydium CL DCA Fee Vault DCA Maker So no, this is not “Geoff” manually out there buying wPOND or proof of real product activity. It’s an automated bot executing exactly what it was programmed to do until the wallet ran dry. That is not product activity. That is not adoption. That is not Geoff “doing transactions.” So the big flex is what exactly? A DCA bot on autopilot? Geoff isn’t live. The Jupiter DCA was.

@chooserich Nikita was ehh for calling out a random shill.

For transparency re: Polymarket Our business has worked with them in the past and we’d love to work with them in the future. That said, we were not paid to go to this event in DC. We covered the cost and thought it would make for great content.