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Nooo you're supposed to flush your vote down the toilet and watch helplessly as they do what they want

@GabrielSerial98 @ionicbondzzz @whistlewillieo @asatarbair Keep sucking that boot baby

@ionicbondzzz @whistlewillieo @asatarbair Voluntary means no person forces you to do it

omg best comment of all time. you are so close to getting it

Pretty sure Jesus told everyone on the Mount "People who turn their faith into a public spectacle so others will admire them are hypocrites, I don't want you doing that"

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

@julienries13 Revisited it a few years after one of my Hegel seminars and I was shocked by how weak the arguments really are, I was just saying to myself "Well that's a stretch" over and over.

This may be the worst book ever written about Hegel by the way.

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus. The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.” So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery. There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information. In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

Robocop is an over-the-top satire of the carceral-industrial complex and America's barbaric culture as a whole as seen through the eyes of a European pervert. But all anyone remembers is Cool Cyborg Action Man.

@JPidarello Hollywood pushing its agenda. They made the story of the Von Trapps political

@blaisew_c What the hell do you mean by Woke? It's the fucking Nazi flag

Thought it was gonna be a nice movie about music and Catholicism... nope, woke 🤦🏻‍♂️

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.” Me: I promise. Me three drinks later:

Inject it in my veins

@vadalin8 Saying "Everything made by Soviet artists, regardless of its message, was a bunch of dirty propaganda" betrays a comedic level of brainwashing

recreated a soviet propaganda piece that hit way too hard to have just been soviet propaganda

Inspiring words from Christina Koch, first woman to venture beyond Low Earth Orbit as she was about halfway to the Moon.

@SSBMLayZ @theserfstv So he voted against it.

He voted against his own father being able to marry and now uses him like a prop

A lot of people haven't made someone like this smile and give them kisses, that gives me vicarious depression

they took your G-spot from you

If only Canada had a National Energy Plan hm I wonder who killed that idea

@Kieran_Smith Beautiful!

I think it's fair to say most kids don't watch things at all as their primary amusement. Now that they have Fortnite it's hard to imagine that they'd sit and passively watch things to be entertained. It's not stimulating enough. Cartoons are for developmentally-arrested adults.

Kids—hell, even teens—don't have a cultural sphere of their own anymore. Everything is either for babies or 30 year olds. So yeah they're gonna find themselves in the lure of nazi game streamers while looking for advice on how to unlock an item.