blake

there’s nothing i need more in my life right now than an orange cat

obviously green is go and red is stop but yellow… yellow eludes me. but god is it beautiful

you need to tip a flat $2 on every coffee shop transaction under $10 and keep it pushing

I have apprehended a Djinn

🚨 Nintendo and Pokemon confirm “Pokopia” are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a physical gaming and the media began. Congratulations 🎉

You can always tell a local from a transplant because a local has lived in the area for their whole life whereas transplants are relative newcomers to the neighborhood

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

You can’t complain about who’s moved into a neighborhood if you can’t even identify it correctly

i don’t give a fuck anymore i’m tired of being silent and not sharing this with anyone

Why should I give a fuck?

this coming from the land of “can i get a chinese please!!!”

everyone complaining about the lack of third spaces needs to go outside. literally so many places right there just go into them.

went to a bar tonight that had tamales as the bar snack and they were super good. I asked if they had them every night and the guy was like no sorry man on mondays we have tikka masala tacos. brother you do not need to apologize for that.

One time a band stayed with me & I told them the night before that I’d be happy to show them some good breakfast places and the next morning the guy accidentally texted me & said “this mfer seems obsessed with breakfast” & then they left without talking to me

NOTHING STICKING TO THE GROUND METEOROLOGISTS ONLY KNOW SKY THEY DONT KNOW GROUND

uhhhhhhhhhhh

this may sound crazy but you need to get these into as many baskets as possible