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Being sick will have you remembering the days when you weren’t sick

Ok sure why not

@hopes_revenge oh no

JUST IN: Anthropic's Claude has begun mandatory penis inspection day checks for some users.

@skooookum straight actor michael douglas

gay cumtown where just they’re sitting around doing straight accents

@moralfagging It’s like a zip sauce

We moved on a bit too quickly from the casino butter debacle

Really gotta go back to this and stop making bleep bloop music

Rider

My life as a model in New York City

@realDonaldTrump @netanyahu

@fmtownsmartey Pretty sure I was at CVS and one of these guys had a gun

Big fan of those security guards in the garment district whose uniform theme is “as close to impersonating a police officer as you can possibly, legally get”

#weather #hotoutside

Should I click this link just to feel something?

Considering weighing in on dating discourse. But I’ll hold off

Who up building they strange & terrible machine

Can someone please make sure I pay my taxes today I’m going to forget

@tao_lin Did you pay her back

Nini went missing on March 15. After a week, I thought there was a 50 percent chance he was gone forever. The previously longest he's been gone is 5.5 days. He is extremely shy and not good at hunting. I searched for him in the forest. I set up a trail camera with food. I posted on various online social media about him being missing. I visited a woman who feeds ~30 cats who might have seen him. I tacked flyers to poles. I walked around calling his name every five seconds. I talked to an animal medium, who said he seemed to be alive. She said Nini gave the number "4" and asked if it meant anything to me. It didn't. Later I realized it did. I'd gotten him when I lived on 4th Avenue. But overall I felt that the medium didn't give enough undeniable evidence so she gave me a refund, though later her evidence seemed stronger, as I remembered more things that connected to what Nini had brought through to her. Last night, after exactly four weeks, Nini returned on his own! I was on my bed with my other cat and I heard something on the floor. Through the noise of a podcast interview, I thought it was a large moth, one of the moths that sometimes gets inside my house. Then I heard a creaky meow beside me and it was Nini! He seems skinny but otherwise healthy. I have no idea where he went. I'm surprised and impressed that he survived for four weeks.

The club is the devils church

@ihymacc probably not no

would you buy this Kim Kardashian speaker?

@crystalxduan Do not research this further. Please. Extremely dangerous

With The Beautiful Weather also comes The Terrible Allergies

it’s amazing that we came from fish and now we have parties