Derek "Dwreck" Carney aka Flossy McGogetta

@beyoumf 53 Thieves, Ecca Vandal, and Khruangbin.

Define your MUSIC taste with 3 artists.

@pepsi Pepsi and me!

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@AmericanMama That poor woman. Can you imagine having her parents??!?!

Stunning is not the word that I would use to describe Chelsea Clinton.

@GlammaSooz @browneyegirl400 Monchichi John Mayer imo.

This vindictive little wussie is a disgrace to men, firefighters and fiancés. He needs to turn in his man card until he gets his balls back from Mommy.

@IfindRetards DeGeneres

End the debate. What's the word for someone who is both gay and retarded?

@mtorringaffney Mad skilled, perhaps.

@blogacide Sorry you are all mad and stuff.

I haven’t taken a position on this Kelsey Fitzsimmons case. But, reading the posts by the FKR/Turtlecucks, one thing is clear: They hate cops, firefighters, judges, prosecutors, etc. they are anarchists that wouldn’t survive a moment in anarchy. A hive of absolute useless idiots.

@mtorringaffney I had nothing to do with the double post. The Internet really must hate you.

@blogacide You seem very upset and stuff, double posting… sad. Btw, just because your relatives weren’t losers, doesn’t mean you aren’t. Sorry you are a disappointment to the family.

@mtorringaffney I LOVE my family. You should write fiction more often. You might find a living doing that. olympiapublishers.com/submissions/

@mtorringaffney My aunt is a retired U.S. Marshall, she was FBI, too. My dad is still an FOPA treasurer. My stepdad is a retired chief of police. My grandfather was a cop. My great uncle was a cop. And my cousin's cousin is a Sherriff's deputy. My 2nd cousins uncle is the head of Narcotics.

@dom_lucre Is delusion a privilege?

🔥🚨JUST IN: This TikTok influencer is going viral after claiming her life is hard because she is so pretty and how “pretty privilege” drains her so much due to everyone staring at her as soon she walks outside.

@j3nnyb00m Nailed it. Excellent work.

I am sorry.. but this is NOT how I pictured Noonan .. now I want a KFC family bucket tho 😆😆

BEST MUSTACHE EVER... Who Would You Give It To, One of These 4 Gentlemen or Someone Else?? 💝🤣🤷🏻‍♂️💖🤔

@Maga4liberty Salvadore Dali, duh.

@lady_valor_07 Dead or Alive - You Spin Me (Like a Record) Besides the repetitive male diva wannabe-Boy George-ness of the whole thing, I drove my friend 9 hours to NYC for a meet n greet in 94ish. No one else showed + Pete told my friend to fuck off when he asked for an autograph. He sucks.

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

@TrumpsHurricane Well, I am going to have to use your own tactics against you and call out your self-hating cultural appropriation [male haircut, and manly no make up]. Your appearance is a micro-aggression. Everyone cancel her immediately.

What is your response to this woman ??

@TrumpsHurricane On behalf of white males everywhere, we are so entirely ecstatic, nearly in a frenzy.

@BlivvyBenson @TheEmilySee @auntiedebbb @DixieNormu95224 @BoozeyBeauty

@TrumpsHurricane That's ignorant and racist. How weird.

This Muslim man says “If you are a decent person, you should put the Whiteness down. Renounce your Whiteness.” What is your response to him ??