star

i love a good wordy caption as much as the next guy but sometimes i just want like 4 words. censors with stupidly large pixels. eyes blacked out. 2023 goons. nostalgia bate.

too pretty to ever kiss you 🥱

thinking about old goonwizard misogyny caps again

i don’t even remember making this one

🌸🩷

You’re just another FABRIC SEXUAL aren’t you loser 😈😭 That loser fucking dick of yours is throbbing at the sight of a woman clothed isn’t it 🥴😵‍💫 Well go on now! Pull that pervstick out and let out all that fucking gunk you’ve stored in those pervert balls 🥵💦

I wish I could squirt a load into a hot girl

was told to do a “reverse bubbling” only showing the clothes for the “fabricsexuals”… thoughts on that?

silly sadie saturday :p

Xo just keeps getting better and better 😍

sadie saturday or whatever

some sadie sillies to end your saturday 🙂‍↕️

i kinda forgot the order i scheduled the tweets in so it’s like a surprise whenever i log back in

i understand the hype now… 🩵

@MtheReaper_ yuuuuuuup

Don’t stare for too long 🌀🌀

@latestagegoon @JonnyApplicant @bizarrrefruit it’s not goonable, for me anyway, but it did give me a giggle

@bnnyhmps @JonnyApplicant @bizarrrefruit If you’ve got Star’s seal of approval guaranteed it’s a banger

For the loser girls that like to make sure their bush stays watered🙂‍↕️

a request💜

How does feel knowing you enjoy being a fucking PERVERT 🥴💦 Just stare at everything that triggers your pathetic little gooner brain 🥵😵‍💫 Give in and edge that fucking cock loser 😈 Dm me for paid custom captions 🖤

made this years ago but i think it holds up

chlo chlo lil dance😵‍💫