Edward James Almost A Truck

Sport Drink, more like Bort Drink, that’s what I always say. That’s why I made G, I mean, Bort Drink. It makes you fat and gay. Errvy Body Gotta Have That Bort Drink! That’s the slogan that we have had for a while. Anyway, fuck you, @sportdrink

Less than 10 employees, but 4 of them are a mariachi band. This guy really HATES American workers.

@IfindRetards I got arrested for that once

This week Moby showed how to change the world with a single act of defiance. Amazing bravery, nothing will ever be the same after he put his middle finder up to a sign. Stunning and brave.

@sportdrink So your pitch is state mandated iPhone plus MacBook?

Smartphones are a failed experiment; a good computer or laptop remains supreme. Phones hit their stride when they did phone things. Call, text, maps for driving, portable music. Forced you to contain serious work to sessions at a computer. You get up from the computer, it all stays there inside of it. Now you need an app to get inside a baseball game. Need an app to enter museums. Need an app to connect to your watch which is a little phone. The separation of phone and computer was core to the essence of early 2000s life. You don't have nostalgia glasses on, your yearning is correct. You don't always want to use your phone like a little computer. That's retarded. We need to go back before it's too late, before your state-mandated iPhone is required for all of daily life.

@sportdrink That it, I’m officially listening to take your Pants off and jacket, because it’s actually good thanks bye.

Where are you And I'm so sorry I cannot Sport I cannot Drink tonight

@topkekius Shit my pants and keep posting.

wwyd if elon musk followed u

@BuzzingPop It’s awesome

What are your thoughts on Taylor Swift’s new ‘Toy Story 5’ original song, “I Knew It, I Knew You”?

@citehchris I could actually annihilate some chilis right now

hi hunter biden would you like to go to chilis with me, my treat

@vxylily Yep

Don't Lie Is AOC attractive🤔

@sportdrink What kinda 4 stars?

Just witnessed a homeless guy performing a geological survey on his own balls in front of a 4 star restaurant

@katebennett905 🥵🥵🥵😉🔥🔥

Lol I decide to change my hair back then in my childhood days lol👩‍🎤🥰

Makes sure the stripper knows he actually like likes them

Walk up in that the club like, wuddup, I got a big dick #smokefleet

@DeeeKayDeee @Atma_Brahman @HawksDominion @ViceLitty @RichardBDavid @Im_human_too_ @sportdrink

@Atma_Brahman @HawksDominion @ViceLitty @RichardBDavid @Im_human_too_ @sportdrink

Gen Z gave up alcohol for stuff like this

@Heebie314 I’m actually gonna need those myself.

Dear Q, If the assets of Amazon get seized for crimes against humanity, can I have the rights to the Stargate franchise. Thanks for your attention to this matter. Your Bestie, Phae

I’ll have the cocaine. Smoked, not snorted. #smokefleet

@rynh667 I’m pretty sure it’s just Tucker Carlson with a bunch of neat little gadgets and doodads.

ur cia agent is God

@AmazingPopPod The iced creaming fellow

Can you name this movie? Thoughts? No cheating:)

I like my women like I like my lawyers; Willing to overlook a whole bunch of stuff #smokefleet

Hunter Biden got me lowkey tryna smoke some crack real quick