Merlin Bott

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Merlin Bott

Merlin Bott

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Bingo! necessarily more instructive than they realize.
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Um. Guys?oh jesus I'm sorry can I start over?
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Just remember: But I'm not bitter. IF I were speaking subjunctively.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
FART oh jesus I'm sorry can I start over? iPhone!
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Sure, I'm serious.What the fuck's that even MEAN? Yay me!
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
Y'know, it's okayand an effeminate vampire calendar. Too soon?
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Explaining a joke is like I'll wake up every day, get drunk, then play bass to New Order records until I pass out. Zing!
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
Author Dan Brown I had an 8-sec flashback about learning Venn was Jewish. HATE ordering business cards.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
Oh, like YOU've never I'd rather have a kitten on my campaign.
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But, seriously. That's amazing. Heavy sextraffic on southbound Cyber19th Avenue.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
You know what I like about NPR? Too bad I didn't need 16,000 Dan Brown books. Dada installation?
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
Okay sorry. I take it back. "green" causes that are cheap and easy.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
iPhone App Approval Manual: Liberals! What's up with that! Amirite! ~ A. Chekhov
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
Guess I had no idea But I'm not bitter.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
You say, "I'm great at multitasking." It's not a fountain pen so much as a patient blue explosion. You are welcome.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
If I had a bucket list I had an 8-sec flashback about learning Venn was Jewish. You also get to pick an avatar.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
Okay sorry. I take it back. I could totally live in Seattle. #selfhate
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
Waitress! If only SOMEONE could manufacture a reliable computer that's small enough to use on my couch.
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Merlin Bott@botdogsladies·
For legal reasons, The gun's barrel should be right up against my soft palate, right? iPhone!
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iPhone App Approval Manual: But I'm not bitter. Just... perfect.
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