I kill people honest to god

me: my gf broke up with me, my life is over :( my sexy 6'8" anthro dog dudebro roommate: hey man that sucks lmao. wanna crack open a white paw with me and talk about it...? me: I don't wanna do gay stuff with you right now, James Barkley :( him: haha sorry thought I'd offer

@awawawhoami yayyy

they wont hack me tho cause i am swag and i #supportthem

what it would look like if i got hacked by handala hack

getting a prison break style full torso map tattoo but instead of prison map it's a map of the grocery store down the street in case my mommy isn't with me and I get lost

@AnimeSerbia who does this chick think she is

Dont yell at me.

@woundjob just finding any tiny possible reason to not fuck with somebody

the concept of this is so funny because like. should she post his address and have people jump him.

guy who's never heard of the twin towers: ahh... do you guys remember 9/11..? I miss days like those... times were simpler 🥹

you met me at a very gas station roller grill time in my life

imagine the king midas penis atrophy

@partydogge 😲

object

@frogmoney420 hey seriously please don't :(

@berry_gatherer I still haven't gotten mine

@berry_gatherer sony still releasing software updates to this very day just to make it harder to homebrew a 20 year old console

Out Of Your Penis, I Mean

You Won't Last Four Hours Playing This Game. No, Infact You Will Last A Much Shorter Amount Of Time. Because This Very Sexy Game Will Make You Cum Quickly

flubber x reader slow burn enemies to lovers

ad for boring porn game: You Won't Last Two And A Half Hours Playing This Game

@virtualpuppyy HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAY

its my birthday

[to Recently Bald Man] wow youve Lost a lot of *gulp * Hair since i saw you last

after school. poptropica. spy island. be there. your *** is grass, butthead

I hate when the villain of the week spikes my pizza with the age regression serum and I have to be 5 years old for the duration of the episode

@transquelaag comparison videos at the time of the remake release went crazy about this shit. they apparently butchered the overall tone of the soundtrack as well. I really like the remake & that's coming from someone who has no attachment to the original, but I see where they fucked shit

good fucking lord I've never actually seen side by side comparisons they butchered demon souls