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@grok make a picture of SGA laying on the basketball court smiling

@grok make a picture of shay Gillis Alexander laying on the court crying

Free agent center James Wiseman has agreed on a two-year contract with the Indiana Pacers, sources tell ESPN. Wiseman was the No. 2 overall pick in the 2020 NBA Draft.

Targeted ads are starting to hurt my feelings, no I don’t want to get rid of my dad bod.

I’ve forgotten to zip up my pants longer than you’ve been alive partner

When Jesus saw the guards as he was coming out of the tomb

Accidentally bit a cucumber that was in my salad and it’s near ruined my day.

You cant tell me @FiveGuys workers don’t pay it forward with fries when you tip enough.

The fairy godmother was a witch. Bibbidi bobbidi boo? Evil.

YAWNis.

“Enough is as good as a feast”

Too many people in society like how they look in the front seat of their car.

@ZaneWillis_ I want to understand and be a part of this

BREAKING: Worldoftshirts has landed in Indianapolis.

Don’t forget if you’re over 75 and driving it’s No Turn Signal Tuesday.

Just hopping on to catch everyone’s year recap posts #MyXAnniversary

At 3 a.m. one night in 1988, Hawaiian singer Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called a local studio and said he needed to record something immediately. He pleaded with the engineer: "Please, can I come in? I have an idea." Kamakawiwo'ole recorded the iconic version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" in one take, which would soon touch countless people across the globe.

A radio face with a Hollywood heart.

A son under 6 is a secret napkin.

Still thinking about that late stone cold three from @TyHaliburton22 last night.

I hate how a cheese grater keeps it a secret how much cheese has been grated.