Chris Bruchmann

Tired of being single

What are some #dumbthingspeoplesay? "Will you marry me?"

Looking for a great social site to meet new people? There's this one that's called LEAVE-YOUR-HOUSE-AND-GO-OUTSIDE!.com

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen!!!!!

Need tips for a first date? Bring weed and get her high. Because, what goes up, must go down.

@jkfindlay jerk, lol

@jkfindlay remember to alphabetize today buddy!!! Lol

@al_spongebob what a great game!!!

Is tired of being lonely!!!

Looking forward to starting the new job on Monday. Thanks again to Intel for the opportunity!!!

Well, the Yanks are out, but the Leafs are winning and there is always some hope for the Dolphins!!!

Leafs winning, Yanks onto the next round and Miami didn't lose today, what a great Thanksgiving!!!!!!

Hey @nickswisher, let's put the Twinkies away tonight

@jkfindlay but we are already 2-0 looking DOWN on the Patsies, I mean Pats, lol

Hey @jkfindlay, doesn't it suck that the Pats will lose again tomorrow? Lol

Let's go Miami, let's beat those Bills!!!!

Looking forward to going to the Findlays on Sunday to watch football and have great food!!!