Michael Loafman 🐬🏈🇨🇦

@Jason_Teal @ashtheattorney Awww here comes grandpa fucktard with his useless words of wisdom. Hey fuckstick grow up goof.

@bubba5774 @ashtheattorney Growing up is exactly what we're at talking about, while you're 12-year-old ass is over here talking about sucking things. Dipshit.

The Masters at Augusta National does not need Waste Management Open antics. This was a miss.

@Bradybunchpapa6 @PoliceThePolic1 @MrCheckpoint Can you imagine being a grown man and having a troll twitter account because you’re a fuckin zero loser in life. Your family and friends should be sharing stories of you while you in a box fucktard.

@PoliceThePolic1 @MrCheckpoint Can u imagine being a grown man and considering tha assault What a huge fucking pussy this guy is

The NYPD officer who charged up to a civilian in the precinct lobby and got in his face, as other officers looked on, after nearly plowing through a park full of kids has now been arrested. GOOD! Via @MrCheckpoint

@PoliceThePolic1 @MrCheckpoint Pathetic losers

@AugustaGolfGirl I hate that your mother didn’t swallow you and now we need to hear you cry about this. GTFOH clown.

I hate that ESPN ruined today for us. I hate that we're all still ticked off from yesterday & this morning, the one we look forward to all year long, just didn't feel the same. None of us true fans want the one tournament left that is traditional to change. It's what makes us love it.

@Mappy6984 End all the clowns in uniform

Cops should be thankful citizens record... only other reason they don't like it, they must be up to shady shit

@TansuYegen The world is fuck and full of zero brained fucktards.

She just turned a whole watermelon into a heart-shaped one 🍉💗

@ReloadRex2 Lmao. “What I have heard”.

1st round mock based on what I’ve heard over the last week

@DemonsTube His family should be sharing stories about his life 3 days form this.

@jwtnvol Your mother not swallowing you single-handedly ruined the world. Hey fucktard it’s clearly AI.

This single-handedly ruined a tradition like any other

@MatthewNichol5 You are right. It’s entertainment ya fucktard.

This is not baseball.

@texasgolflore And just like that no one still gives a fuck what Jack the fucktard thinks.

due to ESPN and ANGC’s complete mishandling of the par 3 contest, I will no longer be tuning into any Masters coverage until thursday. the broadcast was overwhelmed by forced celebrity appearances. they turned a cherished family tradition into yet another loud, crossover spectacle. we are losing what makes the Masters special. i will not be taking questions at this time. thank you.

@lookingglass401 @Baxtersburner @tydobb10 @OLCoachSmith63 @AquaCoralRep How does stupid taste ya fucktard.

@Baxtersburner @tydobb10 @OLCoachSmith63 @AquaCoralRep lol love had his worst game of the season by far against Miami. They ran at Bain all day. stfu

Aamil Wagner (RT #59) vs Akheem Mesidor (#3) 2025 Reps @AquaCoralRep

@courtney883 For the love of God, stick to OF Cunti

For the love of God, enough of this guy already.

@KevHarlanEffect Congrats. You dumb.

This photo may have just single-handedly ruined the Masters’ 92-year-old reputation

@_kutesylilulu Awww lulu the i suck dick for a living OF Cunti. Stfu slut.

*women are too emotional* Meanwhile men when they lose a game:

@jonesalex91 @Pirates I forgot you still live in her house, loser.

@bubba5774 @Pirates Nope try again

OFFICIAL: We have signed INF Konnor Griffin to a nine-year contract extension that runs through the 2034 season.

@SSSSvekisSports @VitotheFinsFan2 I watch everyone clown. Go ask for attention at home goof.

@bubba5774 @VitotheFinsFan2 Watch the games

Hes missed 7 games in 5 years. 1 was for covid. Hes 11th in receiving yards since entering the league. He may be a bronco now but no waddle slander will be tolerated

@Mappy6984 Go ask for attention at home fucktard.

Time to hang it up

@SSSSvekisSports @VitotheFinsFan2 You are just stupid.

@VitotheFinsFan2 Misses a bunch of snaps For instance DeVonta Smith: 4731 Jaylen Waddle: 3816 Plus, Waddle is NOT going to win contested catches, and his numbers without Tyreek on the field have been purely mid