Fundi J

Someone said he is the next Elon musk.

Beef yangu na broke women with expensive taste and high standards haitawahi isha.

@cryptorover We better buy house in Mars

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸 U.S. new home sales crashed 17.6% MoM in January, the worst January's decline in 13 years US Housing market is cracking.

@ignyharaz2 kama haka ni shi Ngapi? sitaki hiyo moti

Night views 🌠

@gikuyuthelast tumeskia mkuu

Nanikipata pesa mniruhushu nijienjoy bana msiingiwe na hii roho ya mizimwi mfikirie kuniendea vitu Already nime suf*er yakutosha milango yangu ikianza kufunguka mcelebrate.

@Keruboooo @Entr_dawood nmependa hiyo thutha

@Entr_dawood Hata kisiii..they must give out some cash to the girl's family ndio mmzike..actually hata kuzika bwana kama hujalipiwa mahali doesn't happen in kisii.

So according to the Kikuyu tradition, the family doesn't know your husband until amelipa mahari. Incase she die she's buried at her parents home. Ungui mutheri.

@iregih @Entr_dawood wataitwa na nani? si Mimi ndio nko NAO?

@Entr_dawood Mahari hulipwa pole pole if you're a sharp man, but obviously you must have notified or made your relationship formal or have started the formality process otherwise even the kids aren't yours bro, wataitwa Njeri ama wambui mbaya Sana .

@Entr_dawood kwan mnataka mfu mpeleke wapi?

The modern world rewards, celebrities, athletes, influencers, Only Fans models more than doctors, teachers, police officers etc. Why? It's by design, the former distract people from what's really going on.

@Mercymasai3 @SomoinaKapeen siet

Msichana ya Oloitokitok na msichana ya Narok 🤗, @SomoinaKapeen

@GeneraliZo9164 hizo material za kplc mbona ziko hapo?

Hope mumeona products.

@Ra_yohh @BernardKavuli wee Wacha

@BernardKavuli ingia deep wen you'll be surprised kupata all your documents huko being sold. from Birth certificate to your degree!!

Cyber people are the most hardworking. Those coins they earn are so many.

@Alexiirander hii si imesag vibaya?

Mnaanzanga aje conversation na dem mumepatana kwa tuk tuk.

@WatcherGuru thing I like to see

JUST IN: Bitcoin crashes under $69,000

People only see the winnings, they never see the Lowkey grinding and hustling. It’s life.. get used to it.

@GeneraliZo9164 tunajua sura haziteseki

Last week when we took a flight to Zanzibar with my former highschool mate ☺️. Kuna dem all her life anatumia matatu, which is not bad 😂... .We were on a business trip to brainstorm on some important issues>>> Tukikaa hii TL tujue we are not same aki 😫😂... Heshima tu !!

@_iamtbag hii ni GMO ya mkora

sasa hizi ni gani tena

@IamBrian___ hiyo 7 niekee 2, ntashukuru

At this point nimehit rock bottom, I got nobody to call juu Mimi ni first born. All I can do ni kusurvive tu kijamaa na I'm sure I'll find a way. Acha niende pool nichalk game mbili 😂

@BRICSinfo electric bikes and motor vehicles prices should go up

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇶🇦 Iranian strike last night wiped 17% of Qatar's natural gas export capacity, repairs could take up to 5 years, Reuters reports.

@abuyamasta huyo mwenyewe yeye anamake ngapi kama driver anaunda 400

Yaani Bolt wanasema a driver using their shit app earns 400k per month? Bro even a Counsultant Doctor does not earn that kind of money in a month, let them not lie to Kenyans bana.

@weberdurkheim wee Wacha 😂😂

mjamaa ako na 12k followers namsho aguze anaringa na tweet zangu zinanasa kuliko zake na niko na followers 91 tu